J.K. Rowling, during a series of press conferences yesterday, declared that she would be writing an eighth book in a series of seven Harry Potter books.
Rowling initially said, shortly after the 7th came out, that no more were to be had (much to...
In a startling turn of events Sunday, former President Bill Clinton was seen, in full view of the public, the press and several foreign dignitaries, to kiss his wife lightly on the cheek! Oh, the horror!
As most will know, President Clinton was im...
In an amazing new discovery yesterday, scientists at the Hoover Institute for People Posing as Yellowbellies (H.I.P.P.Y) found a way for obese people to use their own body fat as gasoline for their car. This amazing new technology allows fat people t...
In a fit of outrage yesterday, President Obama banned Apple computers from the United States. His official statement was, "The computers made by Apple, Inc. are destroying the economy." And without any further ado, he turned around and marched back i...
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