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UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

Funny story: UK 8 year-old goalkeeper pushed by pushy dad signs for Manchester United

The Special One, watching a video of a young goalkeeper being pushed back into his goal by his dad as the ball rolled towards the empty net, has decided the boy has 'special talents', just like him, and has signed him! The dad, a staunch Liverpoo...

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Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

Funny story: Channel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!

A 'nautical nutter' who just happens to be a super swimmer, but downright broke, thought, "the only way of escaping Brexit madness is to swim the Channel because I aint got no dough, mate (he came from Cockney Land)!" Anyway, at the break of dawn in...

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US transgenders convert to Islam!

Funny story: US transgenders convert to Islam!

Led by a prominent transgender and, ex-pop singer, it seems that people trapped in the wrong bodies are now turning to Allah because Trump has no answers to their prayers. However, Trump has warned all transgenders and, converts to Islam attemptin...

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Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

Funny story: Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bir...

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Nevada Brothels to be turned into places of worship

Nevada brothel owners have seen the light after the death of one of its most infamous owners and have all decided to turn their whore-houses into 'Homes of God' after seeing the light after years of seeing only the 'red light!' Punters turning up...

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Kim Jong has peace banquet with Moon Jae-in and exchange doggies 'tales'!

Funny story: Kim Jong has peace banquet with Moon Jae-in and exchange doggies 'tales'!

It seems peace talks between North and South Korea are not as 'Trumped' up as they seem to be! Kim Jong invited Moon Jae-in for a special banquet to prove to the world that there could be unification on the Korean peninsular and, a special menu wa...

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Fatties on trains and planes complain, but bogs for 'skinnies' remain!

Funny story: Fatties on trains and planes complain, but bogs for 'skinnies' remain!

Be aware, this story is "utter shite", Ed. Even the most normal size people hate the thought of entering a bog on a plane or train, they stink! However, people who enjoy fast travelling and, very much fast food before boarding and, on board (ch...

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Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Funny story: Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...

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Boot Throwing contest in Manchester goes viral

Funny story: Boot Throwing contest in Manchester goes viral

A brand-new sport, soon to be televised live all over the planet, has millions of followers already on social media and its founder members a not so 'Special One' and another not so 'Special One' are marketing the sport with impunity! The latest s...

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Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Funny story: Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Post Office workers are sure that today's kids do not know how to use their postboxes correctly, chiefly because they don't know what a letter is. "Writing on paper is Jurassic!" Claimed a bunch of spotty school kids munching bags of 'Lineker' (na...

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Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Funny story: Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...

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Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Funny story: Canadian baby squirrels create new miracle nautical knot!

Five baby squirrels who were entangled by their tails have had copies of the knots forwarded to the Global Nautical Society. The zoo keeper who eventually untangled the knots, after hours of de-knotting, is a keen part time skipper of an infamous...

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Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Funny story: Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Brexit has obviously caused many problems, both within the EU borders and the UK, and these problems need to be solved before the UK floats uncontrollably into the Atlantic Ocean. Great political intellectuals (cough, cough) are busy attempting to...

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Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

Funny story: Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

With the Chinese economy booming it seems normal Chinese people can afford to go to posh restaurants and enjoy delicacies that were only reserved for the high and mighty of Chinese politics and business. Dog soup, shark fin Chop Suey, Vermin ratat...

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French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

Funny story: French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

If France didn't have enough to cope with being attacked by ISIS headhunters and Japanese / Chinese tourists toting cameras whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower! They now have a new danger from within to cope with and, the 'steaks' are very high!...

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Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

Funny story: Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...

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Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use

"I heard about the trouble Ivanka had and thought I'd give her a private server so she can be safe."
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