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Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Funny story: Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Brexit has obviously caused many problems, both within the EU borders and the UK, and these problems need to be solved before the UK floats uncontrollably into the Atlantic Ocean. Great political intellectuals (cough, cough) are busy attempting to...

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Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

Funny story: Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

With the Chinese economy booming it seems normal Chinese people can afford to go to posh restaurants and enjoy delicacies that were only reserved for the high and mighty of Chinese politics and business. Dog soup, shark fin Chop Suey, Vermin ratat...

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French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

Funny story: French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!

If France didn't have enough to cope with being attacked by ISIS headhunters and Japanese / Chinese tourists toting cameras whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower! They now have a new danger from within to cope with and, the 'steaks' are very high!...

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Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

Funny story: Parched kangaroos and emus take over Australian town!

The Australian outback tends to be pretty dry, but this year's drought has seen unusual behavior in one particular town called, Broken Hill! Mobs of kick boxing emus and boxer roos gathered on the edge of town in a real remake of Hollywood's famo...

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Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Funny story: Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out! As the...

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German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

Funny story: German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!

An emergency call in Karlsruhe, Germany, had the local emergency authorities hitting the autobahn with impunity after a man-eating mini squirrel was seen in a cellar terrorising the owner! Flashing blue lights, fire-engines, and ambulances screech...

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Volga Olga to star in Hollywood blockbuster called 'Lethal Pussy 69!'

Funny story: Volga Olga to star in Hollywood blockbuster called 'Lethal Pussy 69!'

Insatiable, 85-year-old, super-nymphomaniac, Russian hag, Volga Olga, has had her (wet) dream come true and will play the leading role in a Hollywood blockbuster directed by none other than Quentin Tarantino! Volga Olga came to fame in the fabulou...

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Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

Funny story: Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...

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Batman is a lesbian!

Funny story: Batman is a lesbian!

In the latest Batman US TV series it seems that several transgender, gay, and lesbian issues have been upgraded to adapt to modern times (apart from down south where Rednecks tend to be straight and only have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood as their he...

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Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

Funny story: Reasons behind (the) Messi(ah)'s messy form - Ronaldo makes him blue!

The world awaits the arising of (the great) Messi(ah), but, sadly, he hangs on the cross around his neck, like Jesus did on his cross, immobilised. But, why? Well, Jaggedone, has sent his star CIA footy reporter (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Fred...

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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

Funny story: "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...

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Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Funny story: Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Royal Ascot, home of equestrian royalty, the final bastion of expensive designer female hats, Saville Row suits, royal processions, mega buckets of expensive champers, Rolls Royces, and High Society in general, has finally succumbed to the modern wa...

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German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Funny story: German scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!

Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...

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Glaswegian police search for massive lost python with magnifying glass

Funny story: Glaswegian police search for massive lost python with magnifying glass

Shock, horror in Glasgow, as a super-huge Burmese python goes on the run (slither, surely?) after breaking out of a tiny flat in the Gorbals area. Schools, mums and dads, were issued warnings through huge megaphones for their wee kiddies to stay i...

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US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

Funny story: US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

US dung beetles are having a field day in New Jersey after a mystery human "Super Pooper" left a trail of smelly, smoking crap around the sport fields of a school in Monmouth County. School authorities could not even blame local dogs pooing on the...

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Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

Funny story: Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists! Women with si...

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"Sex 5 times a day, is not enough!" Claim's 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac!

Funny story: "Sex 5 times a day, is not enough!" Claim's 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac!

Too much sex on a daily basis is a disease claim WHO scientists, and have declared the disease to be in the same category as being totally 'bonkers!' Jaggedone, who knows several nympho's, decided to send his star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army)...

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Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls

Even soul-less, sociopathic dictators have their limits.
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