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Funny story: Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!

Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!

After 5 years of waiting and starving his fans from yet another global hit on U Tube, al-Baghadi, ISIS superstar and lead-singer, has now released a blockbuster video called 'Rock The Kasbah,' a rehash of a Clash punk classic, without the C, but with...

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Funny story: Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

After setting off from San Francisco, a round the world dog swimmer, heading towards Japan, got swept off its course and was knackered after fighting off great whites, Portuguese-man-of war jelly fish (what the F are they doing in the Pacific??) and,...

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Funny story: Wingless bird, not an Ibis, but near, goes on a Jihad!

Wingless bird, not an Ibis, but near, goes on a Jihad!

Disturbing images of a wingless bird attacking non-believers in Outer Mongolia, have gone viral across the internet! The bird, originally from New Zealand, has infiltrated mainland Asia and is spreading its wings across the planet on a "Ornitholog...

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Funny story: Housing Benefits Minister opens up travel office for benefit receivers!

Housing Benefits Minister opens up travel office for benefit receivers!

Brits on Housing Benefits are now being offered holidays in the sun for peanuts! The Ministry of Interior, lead by its Minister of Interior (logical), have opened up an exterior travel office within the interior ministry offering their clients cheap...

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Funny story: Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Unproductive Aussies farted out of their jobs

Australian business men and women (do they fart too?) have discovered a way of ridding their companies of useless unproductive workers, causing a humongous 'stench'. Employees on long contracts who are caught 'resting on their laurels' or, on the...

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Funny story: Volga Olga is the new UK PM!!

Volga Olga is the new UK PM!!

It seems the only way to get the 'infamous deal' through the UK parliament is to 'shag it through!' So, May is being dumped by the Tories and replaced by 85 year-old, Ukrainian nymphomaniac, infamous hag after her renowned, breathless performances...

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Funny story: 'Insanity' now accepted into Cambridge University curriculum!

'Insanity' now accepted into Cambridge University curriculum!

The prestigious, world revered, Cambridge University, UK version, has revealed their latest project and will introduce it into their curriculum from 2019! Insanity, madness, or 'Nuttiness' will be accepted as a serious subject and, students attend...

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Funny story: Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!

The BBC's Late Night freak show filled with mysterious characters all invited to spout their mouths off about "you know what", have now found their latest 'Spitting Image' character to take the cake plus the icing on top! Yes, the one and only, wa...

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Funny story: OAP demands 'Sexit' referendum because his nympho wife wants a 'no-deal!'

OAP demands 'Sexit' referendum because his nympho wife wants a 'no-deal!'

Aging has many down sides, and one particular British male OAP has now gone public because of his nymphomaniac wife's demands in bed! The Daily Garbage, a well-known Brit tabloid, latching on to any garbage available as long as it's not Brexit, ha...

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Funny story: Firemen free penis from a zip!

Firemen free penis from a zip!

Sirens, alarm bells and fire engines rushed to a dramatic emergency along the M1 near Luton on Saturday, ignoring cats stuck up trees and monkeys. They were called out after a Romanian trucker called the emergency line, reporting that he was stuck...

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Funny story: PM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"

PM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"

After the sad news of Prodigy front man's death (RIP) it appears he had a secret admirer; Brit PM May! Theresa just loves the Prodigy's Nr 1 cult hit, "Slap my Bitch up!" and every time she returns from Brussels, Berlin or Paris and enters Nr 10 s...

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Funny story: Transgender Olympiad from 2024

Transgender Olympiad from 2024

"Boy will be girls and girls will be boys!" A once infamous, unacceptable line in a cult, sixties pop song by the Kinks has now come true! The international olympiad committee has decided 'enough is enough' and will be launching The Transgender O...

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Funny story: Obese Aussie rats blame humans for getting stuck in drains!

Obese Aussie rats blame humans for getting stuck in drains!

Modern day garbage is causing a fat epidemic in subterranean Australia. In the past, rats fed on discarded, rotting cabbage leaves, stinking fish rests, Brussels sprouts, and so on. In fact, a healthy, calorie-reduced diet. However, human food con...

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Funny story: 'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...

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Funny story: African hangman sacked after 'dropping' asleep on the job!

African hangman sacked after 'dropping' asleep on the job!

Dangling on African gallows can sometimes be a 'lifesaver' because hangmen in many African countries are demanding their midday nap and higher pay! One African country has now re-introduced the guillotine to stop dangling, dastardly poachers, crim...

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Funny story: Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'

Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'

A longer than planned holiday in sunny Syria, which turned into 'matrimonial heaven', went pear-shaped after a teeny Brit girl fell head (he still had one) over heels in love with a Syrian Romeo and now she is demanding to be repatriated. UK immig...

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Funny story: Welsh whales wow Welsh in Wales!

Welsh whales wow Welsh in Wales!

A country renowned for being sheep-shagging Olympiads, choir singing world beaters, ex-slate-coal miners and, being 'tight as a ducks rear end', have now earned a reputation as being the world's best whale watchers in Wales! Hordes of Welsh whale...

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