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Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Funny story: Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Today the BBC reported on England's accommodation in Brazil. The rooms that the players will be staying in feature couches and mattresses that are HIV positive, Behind the hotel is a favella that resonates enough gunfire to ensure that none of the p...

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BA Strike Is MI5 Plot

The President and CEO of Everybody Against England lashed out today at what he called MI5's 'pathetic' attempt to disrupt his business. "Our 'Everybody Against England' slogan for the 2010 World Cup has struck a chord with football supporters aro...

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10 Reasons Why Asian Ladies Are Worse Than Western Women

1. Asian ladies know that they are superior to mere men in all facets of life and expect to be treated accordingly. 2. Asian ladies do not want equality; they demand control. 3. Asian ladies have femininity in spades. They know all the tricks and enjoy using them. A passing smile can reduce a man to a blithering idiot in nanoseconds. 4. Asian ladies pay a lot of attention to their appeara...

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Gaza Walls Breached Again

In 2006 and 2008 the walls of the Gaza Collective Punishment Camp were breached by Palestinians, desperate for food, water, medicine and all the other necessities of life that their Israeli jailers were depriving them of. On both occasions the scenes...

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Did Hillary Inhale?

Funny story: Did Hillary Inhale?

Evidence is mounting that the tentacles of the Mexican drug cartels have infiltrated the highest echelons of the American political establishment. On May 1st, the American State Department, fresh from sponsoring a massacre of 600 odd women and ch...

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Jack Nicholson Created The Swine Flu Pandemic?

The swine flu virus was created in a lab at UCLA in Southern California, the Chiang Mai (Thailand) Post has learned. The virus was then picked up by CIA operatives who transported it to an out of the way farm in rural Mexico where the pigs were infec...

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An Open Letter to Michel Platini on Racism in Football

Dear Mr. Platini, In response to your latest tirade against racism in football, it has to be pointed out that your conclusions are erroneous and false. In your days as a player you were a great footballer. However your place in the stadium was consistently on the pitch where you could hear the chants. However you were not privy to the thoughts and discussions that...

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Psst - Asia Is Laughing At You Part 1 Singing

In 2008 the BBC undertook, at taxpayers' expense, one of its great international surveys. After a great deal of time, expense and lager, it was finally able to release on an unsuspecting world the results of this great international analysis. Yes, undoubtedly, the worst invention of the twentieth century was the karaoke machine. I beg your pardon. The karaoke machine? The machine around which a...

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Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies

Ten Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies 1. Western women recognize your drinking problem as their key to getting laid. 2. Western women make blindness seem less of a handicap. 3. Western women can shove the car home when it breaks down. 4. Western women can slap you into submission without using their hands (Thanks to the S n' M crowd for that one). 5. You can s...

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G20 Summit - The Winners

The world's media, which attended the G20 Summit in London, generally agree that the big winners were the developing nations and the IMF. The rich countries agreed to fund the IMF up to 1 trillion dollars which sounds like a lot of money, however, wi...

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Obama Is Respected

Statistics released today including the regular quota by CNN include the following: 68% of Americans believe Satan is real. 66% of Americans think the world was created by God. 64% of Americans think that aliens have contacted humans. 63% of Americans think the movie and television industries are not run by Jews. 20% of American graduating seniors are functionally illiterate.

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U.S. N. Korea Thaw

Funny story: U.S. N. Korea Thaw

The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...

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Tomato/Tomaeto Football/Soccer

In the world outside of North America football is a game played with the feet with the object of kicking, with the feet, a ball into a goal. Americans call this soccer. In North America football is a game played by combinations of body armour intent on inflicting as much pain, injury and damage on each other as possible. Periodically a pointy thing gets carried or thrown over a line which creates...

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American Eviction Explained

Funny story: American Eviction Explained

Today Vladamir Putin came clean to the international press in regard to the closure of the American air force base in Manas, Kyrgyzstan. He claimed that Russia had nothing to do with the Kyrgyz decision to evict the Americans. "Russia is friends...

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U.S. N. Korea Thaw

Funny story: U.S. N. Korea Thaw

The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...

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