A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.
Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.
Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...
(HOUSTON, Texas) Scientists at the NASA Space Centre revealed unprecedented research today that allegedly confirms leading internet satire site TheSpoof.com as the centre of our universe and, consequently, a wormhole to other parallel u...
McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...
World-famous cosmologist and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has today filed a lawsuit against Microsoft Corporation for unlawful replication of his trademark computerised voice.
(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...
AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. - Likening crashing off his bicycle to soldiers storming Normany beaches on D-Day, 1944, President Bush urged support on Wednesday for his efforts to spread freedom and democracy in the Middle East despite the angry distrust...
Emile Heskey's 5 million pound move today from Liverpool FC to Birmingham City FC has sparked off a string of remarkable revelations concerning the indomitable striker's business ventures.
In a shock move today, George Bush announced that the Mighty Ducks - this time, yes, the hockey team - would also be sent into Iraq to "smack the proverbial s**t" out of terrorists and insurgents alike.
George Bush unveiled plans in a White House press conference today to send "The Ducks" into Iraq. He was not, of course, referring to the hockey team - that would be silly - but rather the Asian Duck Corps prided for their efficiency and annihilat...
OTTAWA - McDonald's Corporation vice-president, Arnold McDonald, announced to the world's press today the appointment of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (dit Molière) as the new chief executive of the fast-food chain, and with it the forthcoming overha...
Aging fast-food spokesman Ronald McDonald was arrested early this morning on his Midland, Texas, farm amidst sensational allegations...
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