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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married! Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special dat...

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Britney to put sons up for adoption

Funny story: Britney to put sons up for adoption

Britney Spears , 27, recently revealed to Star Magazine that she's putting both her sons up for adoption. "Britney has a lot to deal with right now. This is her decision, and I support it. Sean , and Jayden are going to be fine," says a rep for B...

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Hilary Duff announced that she's having plastic surgery - just to fit in!

Funny story: Hilary Duff announced that she's having plastic surgery - just to fit in!

Hilary Duff, 21, has announced that she's going to have a breast augmentation. "I just feel I need this to fit in with the other celebrities that have done it," says Duff, "it would make me feel better about myself..." YIKES! She says she's g...

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74 year old woman marries, has baby

Funny story: 74 year old woman marries, has baby

Jill Mathison of Maryland got married, and had a baby 4 months after wedding, she's 74. The husband, George Bates , is actually 83 years old. He had been married earlier, but divorced his now ex-wife when he was 71. Jill and George met at a h...

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Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

Funny story: Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!" Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...

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DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

Funny story: DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain. This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house. "I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...

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Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Funny story: Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?! Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything! Soon after Miley and...

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Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

Funny story: Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

Jamie Lynn Spears revealed yesterday that she's single, and pregnant again. Her now ex-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge says that "Jamie's going to be ok. We're still friends..." Jamie's mom said: "She's doing ok, actually. We still are a bit shocked...

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Pete breaks up with Ashlee for Duff?

It appears that Ashlee Simpson , 24, and Pete Wentz ,29, have split up, after Ashlee gave birth to son Bronx Mowgli Wentz last year in November. When Ashlee was asked about it, she said that "things really weren't working out. We were fighting a...

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Paris Hilton to adopt

Funny story: Paris Hilton to adopt

It was reported yesterday that , Paris Hilton, yes, Paris, is going to adopt. "She's seen Nicole with Harlow, so I guess she, well, got a little jealous , maybe..." says a rep for Hilton. Rumor has it that the child might be a 6 month old from...

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Cyrus denies pregnancy rumors

Funny story: Cyrus denies pregnancy rumors

Miley Cyrus, 16, has denied rumors that she's pregnant. "If I was pregnant, I would say something, but I'm not , so.." says Cyrus. Miley was recently seen walking outside of an L.A. restaurant, with a weird look on her face, like she's hiding...

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Pals: Demi's new boyfriend a bad choice

Funny story: Pals: Demi's new boyfriend a bad choice

Pals of TV star Demi Lovato say her new boyfriend is a bad choice! Lovato, 16, is now supposedly dating a guy from somewhere in New Jersey, his name is Chris Thomson. "We don't think he's right for her, BUT it's not our choice to make, that's...

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Jon Leaves Kate With Eight!

Jon Gosselin, 31 , has split from wife , Kate Gosselin , 33. He's also leaving the children with her. So Mady, Cara, Collin, Leah, Hannah, Joel, Aaden, and Alexis will have visiting hours set to be with Jon. In an interview, Jon tells that "some...

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Pattinson and Stewart: Together?

Funny story: Pattinson and Stewart: Together?

It seems that stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart , are together. The two were spotted hugging and laughing at an event in Wallenpaupack, Pennsylvania. "They are just friends. Nothing bad was going on. They're young, they have the right to ha...

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Hilary Duff spotted with Joel Madden!

Hilary Duff, 21, was recently spotted outside an NYC restaurant, with Joel Madden, 29. The two started dating in 2004, and broke up a few years later. Hilary is dating Mike Comrie, right now. Joel is with Nicole Richie, and their daughter , Harlo...

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