The photographer at the centre of the Gazza booze binge storm has admitted his part in the much loved footballers latest drunken meltdown in an exclusive interview with Shaworth of the daily Spoof. "I was really busy when he called by" the photograp...
In a move considered knee jerk even by Mike Ashley standards, Alan Shearer was sensationally sacked last night by the Newcastle chairman after just three games in charge. Shearer, tall, blonde, 41, from Newcastle was said to be "devastated" to be...
Howard Webb agreed to an exclusive interview with The Spoof senior sports correspondent yesterday to explain his widely criticised penalty decision against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday. I met him outside his detached four bedroomed property in Ch...
Premier league referee Howard Webb was appointed as the new director of Football for Manchester United yesterday. The news was greeted by delirious scenes of celebration around old Trafford as Webb was hailed as a "Messiah" who would ensure Mancheste...
Rafael Benitez confounded his critics by apologising to Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce at a hastily convened press conference earlier today. The normally calm and business like Benitez looked emotional as he said, "When I reviewed the footage fr...
Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov is appearing in BBC television program "Rogue Traders" tonight at eight thirty. Berbatov was followed for over two weeks by the shows presenters Matt Allwright an investigative journalist, and his side-kick,...
New Virus Warning - Please beware of the Monica Lewinsky Virus, it sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. If you receive such an e-mail (subject line of "Bill, Blows-jobs and Me, by Monica Lewinsky)" delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. It contains the most dangerous e-mail virus to date. Even more deadly than the TITANIC virus - an early more...
The scuffle involved two guests at a Commons party hosted by Conservative chairman Eric Pickles on Monday night. The pair, whom Tory sources identified as journalists from the Sun and Daily Star, left the event but continued arguing about breasts in...
Madonna has put the turbulent history of adopting children behind her and returned David Banda to Mali, much to the annoyance of his Father three thousand miles away in Malawi. "I will no longer be adopting children" she told a mass of reporters o...
In another world exclusive, Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University granted me a preview of his latest alarming study due to be published in the Lancet later this week. The respected professor and his team predict that the number of Lesbians in the...
In another world exclusive, a preview of an alarming study due to be published in the Lancet this week that predicts that homosexual men will be a thing of the past by the year 2070. Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University explained his theory o...
The hastily convened press conference in which Wayne Rooney was supposed to prove to the world that he does not "hate" rice, descended into farce earlier today in Valencia, Spain. In front of a throng of reporters and photographers from around th...
Sir Alex Ferguson has defended Wayne Rooney over the Manchester United striker's comments that he "hates" Rice pudding. The club website published quotes from the former Everton player before withdrawing them, claiming they "were open to wilful mis-r...
In a sensational development in the "Deal or no Deal" TV scandal presenter Noel Edmonds was certified as insane yesterday by a medical examiner in Basingstoke Hampshire. Shocked family members and colleagues were stunned by the news that he had been...
Real Madrid found themselves at the centre of a scandal that could rock European football to its very core. They are accused of fielding a team of lookie-likies against Liverpool in the second leg of their champions league clash at Anfield on Tuesday...
World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure. A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna is totally devastated...
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