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Funny story: Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus

Cheshire aristocrat, The Duke of Mottram (77) and his wife Lady Prudential (70) have finally been able to speak of the trauma they suffered last month, which involved having to endure a 90 minute journey on the budget coach service Megabus. "The e...

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Funny story: Hoax Tweet leads to street riots

Hoax Tweet leads to street riots

Greggs bakery shops in Ashton, Manchester, Salford and Liverpool were targeted by angry mobs yesterday, after a hoax message on Twitter, announced that the company were withdrawing pasties from their product range. The Greggs pastie is renowned as...

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Funny story: 'Cock and Balls' man in court again

'Cock and Balls' man in court again

A 44 year old man from Greenfield has once more appeared before Uppermill magistrates accused of drawing an obscene image on a neighbours car. Doug Graves, appearing in court for the third time in six years, was accused of 'drawing a large cock an...

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Funny story: Caterham F1 Team Signs Tyre Deal For 2013 Season With Fit Kwik

Caterham F1 Team Signs Tyre Deal For 2013 Season With Fit Kwik

Struggling F1 racing team Caterham have announced that they have stopped using tyres purchased from tyre manufacturers Pirelli, and have signed a 2 year deal with budget tyre supplier Fit Kwik. The deal is the first major development the team hav...

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Funny story: Boost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo

Boost For T Shirt Industry As "Fracking" Eclipses FCUK As Must Have Logo

The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK. Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w...

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Funny story: Paralytic Games Report. Day 6 and Closing Ceremony

Paralytic Games Report. Day 6 and Closing Ceremony

Games Have Been A Staggering Success Says Mayor Of Glascow The last day of the games saw more golds for Team GB, in events in which we have never excelled previously. A first ever gold in the 200 metres Donner Kebab Hurdles saw Tam McFee win in a ti...

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Funny story: American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

Council estate gardens in Oldham, Moston and Stalybridge to be picked. The hit TV show American Pickers is filming a new series in the UK, and this reporter has been given access to the filming of one of the episodes. The series will be filmed in some of Manchester, Oldham and Tameside's famous grot spots, and will involve the stars of the show Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz trawling through rubb...

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Funny story: Michael Owen Transfer's To Stoke's Treatment Table

Michael Owen Transfer's To Stoke's Treatment Table

The former Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle and England striker, 32, agreed a one-year deal with the Potters medical staff. Following Wednesday's announcement, Owen wrote on Twitter: "It's official! Deal done. I'm a Stoke playe...

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Funny story: Liverpool sign Kenny Dalglish as emergency striker

Liverpool sign Kenny Dalglish as emergency striker

The world of football was shocked today, when Liverpool signed ex player and ex manager Kenny Dalglish, on a one year contract. Under fire manager, Brendan Rodgers claimed it was not an act of desperation, but a move based on Dalglish's experienc...

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Funny story: The Para Lytic Games - Day 3 Report

The Para Lytic Games - Day 3 Report

Drinks all round as Brits hit Gold (Labels) - Four days into the games, and as predicted, the big two teams of Russia and Great Britain are dominating the medal table with five golds each. The shock of day two was the defeat of defending champion...

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Funny story: Local council to be computer free by 2013

Local council to be computer free by 2013

A leaked internal memo from Saddleworth Council has been delivered to Spoof HQ. Its contents show that the council aims to be computer free by 2013, when all I.T staff will be re equipped. The document reads as follows: The Saddleworth Council I.T Systems Committee has defined a lower cost alternative to the previously planned Windows 8 system conversion. All computers will be removed fr...

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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh gets final warning

Duke of Edinburgh gets final warning

After reporting back for work last week, the Duke of Edinburgh has landed himself in hot water again by throwing another sickie. In a statement read out from Downing St this morning, the chairman of the royal select committee, Quentin Twiston-Shart,...

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Funny story: The mystery of "The Diggle Triangle"

The mystery of "The Diggle Triangle"

An area formed between Diggle crossroads, the Junction Inn, Greenfield and the chip shop in Denshaw has recently seen a number of strange disappearances over the last few months - and now concerned people are beginning to talk. Last Tuesday Mavis...

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Funny story: The Para-Lytic Games opens in Glascow

The Para-Lytic Games opens in Glascow

The games officially opened tonight as the torch bearer from the previous host city, Moscow, staggered down the stadium approach road, before raising the torch aloft, and setting fire to the rubbish bin on a nearby bus shelter. He then loudly declare...

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Funny story: FA announce simplified offside law for next season

FA announce simplified offside law for next season

One aspect of football that really annoys fans is the rule for when a player is offside. It was always open to many forms of interpretation, so two years ago the sports governing body amended the rule, to try and make it easier to understand. The tru...

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Funny story: Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum. Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...

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Funny story: Local historical figure remembered on 400th Anniversary of Witch Trials

Local historical figure remembered on 400th Anniversary of Witch Trials

It's the 400th anniversary of the famous Pendle witch trials of 1612 when 27 women and one man were hanged for allegedly practising the black arts. The one man caught up in the whole sorry business was Isaac Ganymede, who came originally from Delph and only moved to north of Ramsbottom during the Saddleworth riots of early 1600s. He can count himself rather unfortunate, because by accident he...

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