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Funny story: First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...

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Funny story: "Fred the Shred" to go on tour

"Fred the Shred" to go on tour

Sir Fred "The Shred" Goodwin, villain of the Royal Bank of Scotland collapse, is to go on a lecture tour of UK, it has been announced. Sir Fred, represented by Cliff Maxford, has lined up a series of 21 dates in British towns throughout June. The...

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Funny story: "Porkomputer" causes moslem misery

"Porkomputer" causes moslem misery

The marketing of a computer which contains elements made from pork has angered some people in the Moslem community. The Tatyama p-01x has been on sale now for two months, and for reasons which the manufacturer has not revealed, has pork-fat as a...

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Funny story: Top Ten Books w/e 10/03/09

Top Ten Books w/e 10/03/09

1) "A collector's guide to Obamaware". The new hobby of collecting Barak Obama souvenirs shows no sign of abating after 2 months. Illustrated. 2) "Whale Meat Again". Japanese cookery book by Shintowa Nagasaki, the inventor of edible shoes. 3) "Piers Morgan is a Cult", by Richard Littlejohn. Sales still strong. 4) "Google StreetView Book of Oddities". A hasty cut-and-paste of stuff you co...

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Funny story: Top Ten Books w/e 03/04/09

Top Ten Books w/e 03/04/09

1) "Worlds' Cleverest Banking Conmen" by Jeremy Paxman. 'Newsnight's' Jezza gives the lowdown on all the conmen, embezzlers and swindlers from the collapsed BCCI Bank to Bernie Madoff. Introduction by Mahamed Al-Fayed. 2) "Saint Jade". Beatification of the "Chav Princess Di". Illustrated, and introduced by Max Clifford. 3) "Piers Morgan is a Cult". Third week in the chart for Richard Littlej...

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Funny story: Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Have you been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault? Pen slipped and gouged your hand? Ink-leakage-related trauma? Writer's block? Headache through brain over-usage? Paper Cut? There's always someone else to blame! Get on the phone now to Writers Claim Line on 555 1818 - you will get 100% of your compensation, often within a week. Don't delay, call today!...

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Funny story: Tests show Clarkson is 'juvenile'

Tests show Clarkson is 'juvenile'

Tests on Jeremy Clarkson have revealed the perhaps unsurprising news that he has the brain of an eleven-year-old boy. Whilst he obviously is capable of fully-formed adult thought, doctors believe Clarkson suffers from 'Smart-Gillie Syndrome' whic...

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Funny story: Tallahassee to get giant Aardvark

Tallahassee to get giant Aardvark

In an effort to boost the local economy, and in moves to rival the "Giant Baboon of Memphis", Tallahassee in Florida is to get it's own 300-foot-long aardvark. The aardvark was native to that part of North America before being wiped out by early sett...

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Funny story: Top Ten Books w/e 27/03/09

Top Ten Books w/e 27/03/09

1)"Madonna's Body Sublime Workout Book". You too can look fit, stringy and packed with muscle with the "singer's" 4-hour-a-day-workout plan. 2)"The John Cleese Book of String". A complete history of twine, string and rope from the ex-funny ex-Python. 3)"PUSH!..Huw Edwards' Book of Childbirth". Pain-free advice from the "News at Ten" anchor-man. 4)"Piers Morgan is a Cult". Second week in c...

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Funny story: Jackson concerts now till 2018

Jackson concerts now till 2018

Michael Jackson has added another 300 concerts to his "This is It" 2009 UK tour, to take the total number to 2,900 nights lasting until October 2018. It is estimated that Jackson will be seen by 58 million people on this tour, almost the complete...

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Funny story: UK paving slabs in euro madness

UK paving slabs in euro madness

In a move expected to cost £18million, EEC commissioners have announced that all Britain's paving slabs will have to be changed as they are all slightly undersized. The standard European regulation size is 45 x 45 centimetres, and the UK's are 40...

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Funny story: Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Goody to be mounted and stuffed

Bill Oddie, the "unfunny Goody" and bird-watching depressive, is to be stuffed and mounted in a tableux featuring himself on a bike with differend species of birds, announced his agent today. The bearded twitterer has already chosen his final res...

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Funny story: New homes plans for London

New homes plans for London

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, has announced a massive building programme of 'prefabs', the post-war temporary housing solution, to allieviate London's chronic housing shortage. The prefabs are already built and are sitting on a site outside Pet...

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Funny story: Top Ten Books w/e 20/03/09

Top Ten Books w/e 20/03/09

1) "Ghostwriter". Jordan's latest pot-boiler takes us deep into the size-zero (brain) world of modelling. 2) "Darwin? Schmarwin". This thought-provoking tome asks the question; "If natural selection really occurs, how come mankind is probably more stupid now than at any time in it's history?". With free beard. 3) "Lewis Hamilton's Monaco Cookbook". Formula One World Champion multi-millionai...

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Funny story: In-car microwave "perfectly safe"

In-car microwave "perfectly safe"

The selling of an in-car microwave oven from one of the biggest and best specialist retailer of consumer electronics, was declared "perfectly safe" by a team from a top driving and road safety organisation today. The Top-of-dashboard mounted unit...

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Funny story: President Blair's first year reviewed

President Blair's first year reviewed

Brussels, April 9th, 2010 - EEC President and Middle East Peace Commisioner Sir Anthony Blair (Lord Blair of Sedgefield), PMF (USA), has had a distinguished first year as first President of the EEC. His brave move in granting amnesty for all asylum-s...

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Funny story: New ITV show "disgusting"

New ITV show "disgusting"

The new ITV show "Celebrity Food Finders", in which a celebrity has to last a day on food found in bins or the street, is "disgusting" and below even ITV's level, says its chairman. B-lister comedian Joe Pasquale was shown rummaging through dustb...

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