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Funny story: Techna Regrets Naming it's Self-Driving Car The Imperial Wizard

Techna Regrets Naming it's Self-Driving Car The Imperial Wizard

Rolling back, CA- Techna Automotive is withdrawing a self-driving car with a problem. Well, to be fair, all self-driving cars have problems, but Techna's car has a particularly vexing problem: it's racist. To make matters worse, Techna's self-driving...

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Funny story: Federal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure

Federal Bureaucrat Reintroduction Project Deemed a Failure

A federal project designed to reintroduce the threatened population of bureaucrats (Bureacratus bureaucratus) to the private sector has been deemed a failure based on a new report by the Department of the Interior. The program was originally sche...

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Funny story: Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

President Trump has announced his intention to abolish another relic of the Obama presidency: Labrador Retriever Day. And, in typical Trump fashion, his decision came in a tweet that set off alarm bells across the nation and the world. Tweeting early...

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Funny story: Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Mad Hatters Respond to President's Millenary Parade Idea

Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.

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Funny story: Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a "Huge" millenary parade later this year. "It's going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in...

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Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...

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Funny story: Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...

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Funny story: ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...

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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...

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Funny story: NFL Unveils Tickle Football

NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...

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Funny story: 100 Most Influential People 2014: Hillary Clinton by J. Christopher Stevens

100 Most Influential People 2014: Hillary Clinton by J. Christopher Stevens

When looking at the list of most influential people of 2014 one can not consider the list complete without the inclusion of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And while you might question whether or not she deserves to be saddled with the entire burden of guilt in the Benghazi attacks-there's plenty of blame to go around-you certainly can not discount the horrendous events of September...

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Funny story: Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Bo The White House Dog Resigns

Bo, The White House Dog has announced that he will be Resigning effective at the end of April. It's another in a string of resignations to come from the Obama Administration and was not totally unexpected. Bo,a Portuguese water dog was at the cen...

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Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...

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Funny story: Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Senate Slumber Party Disrupted by Obnoxious Junior Senators

Washington D.C.-A United States Senate slumber party was disrupted and nearly canceled altogether when what started out as a pleasant evening, filled with erstwhile discussions and fun-filled moments, quickly turned sour, thanks to the obnoxious beha...

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Funny story: Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Obama Delays Daylight Savings Time Until 2017

Washington,D.C.-The Obama administration announced today that President Obama has signed an executive order delaying the start of Daylight Savings Time until after the elections in 2016. The move, which was widely anticipated, comes on the heels...

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Funny story: Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

When Miriam Moeller slipped a dollar and forty cents into an envelope in her fourth grade Catholic school classroom during a "Pagan Baby Campaign",she fully expected to get a pagan baby in return. She dutifully kept vigil by her mailbox for days. Day...

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Funny story: G.I. Joe Denied Pension

G.I. Joe Denied Pension

He fought in the battle of the davenport, captured a whole platoon while scaling the ottoman foot stool and fought the battle of the bulge on twelve-year-old Timmy's bed, but there is one battle venerable action figure G.I. Joe seems destined to lose...

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