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Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Every now and then, Dan Polinsky pulled out the old photo wondering where his long lost daughter had gone. He would fondly reminisce of the one photo left of him cradling her aged 12 years old. He was too drunk then to remember the moment and too...

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Ashcroft issues terrorist warnings

Funny story: Ashcroft issues terrorist warnings

Washington - Attorney General John Ashcroft has issued a warning about possible Al-Qaeda attacks this summer. Ashcroft said, "We thought they would take the summer off. Typically, Al-Qaeda vacations in Amish country or the Outer Banks of Nor...

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Disco is back

Funny story: Disco is back

There I was in the early 1980s and the stark reality had set in. Disco was dead! Now, this was probably a good thing for society as a whole since it marked the end of a scourge on the music and fashion industry of the 1970s, but this posed a big pr...

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Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

Funny story: Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...

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Bill Clinton finishes his memoirs

Funny story: Bill Clinton finishes his memoirs

New York - Former President Bill Clinton announced today by press conference that he has finished writing the manuscript for his memoirs. The book is tentatively called "A President Exposed," which focuses on his eight years in the White Hous...

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Donald Rumsfeld's Lunch Stolen

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld's Lunch Stolen

Donald Rumsfeld's lunch was stolen right from under his nose at the White House today. A visibly shaken Rumsfeld talked to reporters, and wondered how this could happen? "My wife Joyce made a tuna casserole in a GladWare container with some lovely...

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Cashing in on the passion

Funny story: Cashing in on the passion

Hollywood- With the "Passion of the Christ" box office going through the roof everyone is trying to cash in with their own spin-off. Now Irish director Paddy O'Fernachure has come out with his own passion.

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Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld to appear on Queer Eye

A source for Bravo TV leaked the news that Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld will appear on an episode of the hit reality show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." This comes only days after Rumsfeld was heavily criticized for abuse of Iraqi prisoners...

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