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Funny story: 8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

1. Call your husband every half hour to make sure he's not with a woman. 2. Wear sweatsuits, housecoats, and the most unsexual clothing you have so that your husband knows you've only got eyes for him. If you can, try to gain weight so that other gentlemen don't hit on you and threaten your marriage. (*Don't get too fat, don't be stupid about it) 3. Join a book club. If you're reading a good...

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Funny story: Female Grads now have Option of Paying Back Student Loans in Sexual Acts

Female Grads now have Option of Paying Back Student Loans in Sexual Acts

It's something that plagues college graduates for years, even decades after they've tossed their grad caps and nailed their cheaply framed degrees to the walls of their one bedroom apartments. It's the student loan. It doesn't go away, and it doesn't...

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Funny story: Downy fabric softener changes name due to association with Downs Syndrome

Downy fabric softener changes name due to association with Downs Syndrome

Downy fabric softener has recently gone through an image change, a scent change, and now an added name change. The long standing household brand will be re-marketed onto the shelves of supermarkets with the name 'Softie' as early as August, 2010.

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Funny story: Followmeontwitter the most popular baby name of 2010

Followmeontwitter the most popular baby name of 2010

The name Followmeontwitter has jumped 214% for baby girls and 195% for baby boys since 2009, putting it in the top ten names for both genders in the year 2010. Statisticians are thrilled to see such an unusual name make such a large jump in populari...

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Funny story: Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

A morbidly obese 22 month old baby was found dead in his crib on Tuesday morning. Charlie Ringwort's 165 pound body had to be removed from his crib via special tools and a saw that firemen had on location. The child was then air lifted to hospital, w...

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Funny story: Donna Gets Another Zit

Donna Gets Another Zit

Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt! Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That...

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Funny story: 5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

This story is in retaliation to Askmen.com's article titled 'Crazy Things Women Do On Facebook' and Cosmo online's retaliation article titled '5 Annoying Things Guys Do on Facebook.' This is in retaliation to both those dumb articles. 5 Annoying Things Dogs Do on Facebook 1. Dogs get their own profiles. Really? Does a dog deserve his/her own Facebook profile, or even a Facebook fan page?...

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Funny story: Validator of the World found - Not God!

Validator of the World found - Not God!

The person who has been validating everything out there in your life has finally been found, and it's not God, as everyone expected. It's that person on your Facebook page you always check out not because you are truly friends with them or really...

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Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...

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Funny story: 99.9999999999 Percent of Brides NOT Virgins!

99.9999999999 Percent of Brides NOT Virgins!

After a huge World survey was performed out of Boston, Massachusetts, it's been found that 99.9999999999 percent of brides have engaged in sexual intercourse before marriage. The revelation came as a shocker to the billion or so people in the wo...

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Funny story: Cupcakes are back

Cupcakes are back

They're back! Cupcakes are on the market again, and they're back with a vengeance. No more nice cupcake - these cupcakes are mean! Watch out when you're taking off their paper - they will give you a paper cut! They'll piss in your mouth while y...

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Funny story: Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.

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Funny story: Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like. They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.

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