For nearly 800 years, Christopher Rudolph Kringle, better known as Santa Claus, has been traveling across the globe every Christmas Eve, giving presents to all the good children and raping all the bad ones. But this year, he's retiring. For the fi...
INDIA - After a 3-day standoff with a tactical terrorist group that left hundreds dead, Military officials discovered a man hiding in the basement of the Taj Mahal Hotel. Abnach Dulaur-Huladen was hiding in a boiler room of the massive structuce when...
Washington, D.C. - For decades the day after Thanksgiving has been the single busiest shopping day in the United States. Stores offer huge discounts on the "hottest items" and lines begin forming before the turkey gets carved. For decades this day ha...
LOS ANGELES - Christopher Lloyd, the actor best known for his role as Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" trilogy, was one of many who were left homeless last week after fire tore through an upscale L.A. neighborhood. Lloyd's $11 million mansio...
GENEVA - A group of top world scientists known as "The BrainFrame" have been working together in Geneva for the past seven months on what's been called the greatest experiment on human brains ever. The study involved mapping and decoding human br...
Earlier this week, this writer had a chance to sit down with U.S. President George W Bush for what would be his last media interview as President. Bush talks on a variety of topics - from family issues to being in the public eye for eight straight years. Here's what he had to say: [ADA] = Alejandro Juan-Abdullah, the reporter conducting the interview. [GWB] = U.S. President George W. Bush...
An archeological and historical artifact researcher at University of Texas in Dallas has discovered some crucial evidence pertaining to the 10-year-old question: Was Abraham Lincoln a homosexual? Dr. Jamen D. Annis discovered several photographs d...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush announced during a press conference this morning that Congress has approved a $870 billion bailout plan for major oil companies. Over the past six weeks, the cost of oil has plummeted to nearly a third of its record hi...
Los Angeles, CA - Academy-award winning actor and renowned Scientologist, Tom Cruise, announced through his publicist that he has officially purchased the publishing rights to the L. Ron Hubbard series of fantasy novels, which are the basis of the re...
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