Championship football club Tottering Hot Spuds are considering a move to outbid Lincoln City for their stadium. Lincoln are unhappy at this bid to take over their 5000 capacity stadium but reports are that Spuds are desperate to find or steal a fa...
Liverpool's owners have signed a new manager following Kelley Kanglish failing to win the league, cup and the parking fine in his first 3 games in charge. The singer, Fergie, was said to be surprised and excited about being named football manager.
Famous Germain shove-racecar driver, Michael Pushmaker, has returned to attempt to reclaim his top-clown crown in motor racing. Following the recent events Michael Pushmaker has been encouraged that once again that the f-Uno scene is ready to ke...
A recent mid morning TV show has revealed that Arsenal's Andrey Arshavin is indeed related to UK actor Michael York and not, as previously thought, Alexandr the meerkat. DNA experts have said that this outcome was simples. Meanwhile, Michael Yo...
Terry Henry's personal fan club have let the clueless northern English club of Man utd into a final drubbing. Ade-bray-eour worked effortlessly to produce no quality and substance at all. Robin van clueless seemed to have forgotten what to to wit...
The story has finally been revealed that that Manchester Sh*tty has been plotting to de-rail Liverduds FC. By pushing Dwayne Thickly onto Manure, Liverduds may once again be left behind. London side checksky have found that their brief glory is...
Earstwhile footballer and poet, Rabbie Queen, has been accused of sending a "come and chase me" message to Tottenham Hotspuds by wearing a very fetching cravat during the recent game vs Liverduds. Hurry Redsplat interpreted the message as come and...
Despite the stories printed recently, Tony Adams has not been in any mirror. He says past experience has taught him it's never wise to be in the mirror. In coming to terms with no longer being Arsenal captain (and by virtue, the centre of the univ...
Rafia Benetentoes exclusively revealed tonight that they had to ditch Robber Keane because his feet had fallen off! They had tried several fixes including super glue but the feet had completely gone. Commentators had continued to question his non-...
Spuds are getting ready for life in the championship and have been busy signing players who can get them into the playoffs next season. Daniel "bye bye miss American pie drive in to the levy but the levy was lost for ideas (but sign anyone in last...
Tottering hot spuds have announced they will resign some of their top players in order to recapture past form. Hurry Redsnap has launched a bid to resign all of spuds best players from past years. The latest bid to sign Danny Blanchflower and J...
Race stewards caused new controversy by putting the results of the Brazilian Grand Prix in doubt with the announcement that Lewis Hamilton may have refitted his steering wheel too slowly in parc fermé. New rules to be announced tomorrow state th...
Following on from the last English spy, Johny English, the latest James Bond fails to meet the high comic standard we have come to expect. Famous stand up comic, Roger Moore, "eyebrow" to his friend, was hard to follow in the most famous role sinc...
LONDON. In a startling press conference today British Prime Minister Gordon McScottish announced plans to force UK tea drinkers to re-use tea bags in a bid to realign the UK's balance of payments index (etc and tosh and nonsense). The plans are de...
English football has been rocked by yet another betting scandal. Following the recent investigation into the Derby County and Norwich game, officials have been forced to look at more irregular betting patterns. It seems that a certain gambler,...
Following the recent bank and team failures it may be that spuds and westspam will merge. Struggling teams Tottering Hot Spuds and WestSpam have been linked to a multi-pound merger that would leave each of their fans slightly miffed. The ultima...
London, England - There are allegations that the English spuds football team have been hijacked and moved to the principality of Hull. Spuds FC are on course to achieve their stated goal of achieving fourth place in the English "Championship" but...
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