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Funny story: AspartameBoy Hero - a poem

AspartameBoy Hero - a poem

In a world of sweetness, a hero arose, AspartameBoy, his emblem brightly glows. With cape unfurled, he took to the skies, To expose the dangers, he would not compromise. Through bustling streets, he swiftly soared, A truth to be told, a secret…

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Funny story: Goofle to rename its Fact Check news category

Goofle to rename its Fact Check news category

San Francisco, California - Our inside source at Goofle, who DOES want to be named, but whom we refuse to name (we just refer to him as Goofy), has revealed a great internal controversy at search headquarters. Nearly everyone the world over relies…

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Funny story: Testiclela 200mph electric roller skates

Testiclela 200mph electric roller skates

Testiclela, the social media electric car company known for its outrageous transportation ideas has done it again in a bold move that will surely unseat its electric car model lineup. The new 200mph electric roller skates are very popular in Calif…

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Funny story: AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

As reported by our Beijing China news correspondent , the Chinese are very angry with Pelosi because she came to Taiwan. This has resulted in a display of fireworks. Our Washington DC news correspondent, Harry Leegs, reports that AOC is very wor…

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Funny story: New constipation therapy using THIS

New constipation therapy using THIS

Los Angeles, CA - Medwire: Researcher Jules X. Laxifer announced today in a noon press conference a new promising therapy for constipation, on the steps of the District Court House. Inspired by research in a related field, birthing, Laxifer has r…

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Funny story: Restaurant solves energy crisis

Restaurant solves energy crisis

Ben Scrapin of the Stinken Toes restaurant held a press conference today as the gas company disconnected the restaurant from the gas line. The savings in gas utilities will be donated to shelters that feed the homeless, according to Mr. Scrapin.

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Funny story: New US Congress to implement super DST

New US Congress to implement super DST

Mar a Largo - A new US Congress is already meeting. Comprised of projected winners, they have written a bill shaking the current administration in their diapers. Inspired by recent bills to make Daylight Savings Permanent, the new bill will sprin…

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Funny story: Government commission determines no foul play in President Lincoln's death

Government commission determines no foul play in President Lincoln's death

A new Biden appointed government commission determined that there was no foul play in President Lincoln's death. The Lincoln Memorial is gong to be converted into a monument to Joe Biden to help erase false memories of "conspiracy theories" regardin…

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Funny story: To Z or Not-Z? That is the question!

To Z or Not-Z? That is the question!

People in Ukraine are straining their brains and craning their necks to figure out why all the Z’s are painted on Russian tanks here, according to Gladimhere Poopnshitsky, resident interviewed by Z-news10. “I was happily taken a crap today when I…

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Funny story: Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…

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Funny story: Queen dubs Andrew Duke of Gearl

Queen dubs Andrew Duke of Gearl

Phuckingham Palace - The city of York is stripping a pig. Normally pigs don’t wear medals and fruit salad, but this one does Since the city of York is stripping Andrew of his Dukiness, the Queen has named him Duke of Gearl. In a boisterous par…

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Funny story: United States Post Office to dilly dally

United States Post Office to dilly dally

Washington DC - (The Washington Poop) | USPS announced their plan to slow mail delivery and increase prices as Post Master General, Piddle Stomp, explained to TheSpoof.com in this exclusive interview. We asked Stomp, why stop using airplanes? He…

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Funny story: San Francisco version of Let it Snow

San Francisco version of Let it Snow

Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop (song) Oh, the smell outside is frightful But San Francisco is so delightful And since they've no place to go Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop They don’t show signs of stopping So I'…

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Funny story: Prince Phillip returns from dead as killer coronavirus strain

Prince Phillip returns from dead as killer coronavirus strain

Prince Phillip’s DNA has been isolated from the newest most lethal contagious mutation of the Sars-Cov-2 virus, the virus which causes COVID-19. Dr. Hedd Gupta of Delhi Polytechnic, which made the identification, told our undercover investigative…

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Funny story: All movies to be maskized to normalize mask wearing

All movies to be maskized to normalize mask wearing

New York, N.Y. United Nations - World dictator stuttering sleeping say-it-ain’t-so-Joe, has just updated his copy of the Constitution to outlaw the showing of any video featuring unmasked actors. He explained in today’s press conference. “Many…

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Funny story: Obama slated to take long vacation

Obama slated to take long vacation

Washington DC Swamp. President Obama, worn out from running the shadow government, is planning an extended vacation, now that a “real” president has been “elected”. Rumor has it that the US government will pay all expenses and provide maximum s…

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Funny story: Jeffrey Toolbin to moderate final Presidential Debate

Jeffrey Toolbin to moderate final Presidential Debate

New York, NY - Tool News Service According to the news wire, Jeffrey Toolbin has been promoted by The New Yorker and appointed as the moderator for the final Presidential Debate. Jeffrey “tool” Toobin has selected Michael Jackson’s Beat It as the…

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