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Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Funny story: Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Hospitals of Washington State - Dr. Lee G. Bender of Washuck Hospital spoke to reporters after all hospitals in Washington were suddenly filled with programmers that had blown off their legs. “MacroHard called for emergency assistance about 11:00...

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The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Funny story: The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.

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Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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No more taxes: here is how it will work

Funny story: No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...

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Wanted: Young inexperienced Naïve Fool Java Programmer

Funny story: Wanted: Young inexperienced Naïve Fool Java Programmer

San Francisco, CA - Want Add Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE. You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here. Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a fr...

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People of Finland migrating to Lapland

Funny story: People of Finland migrating to Lapland

Helsinki, Finland - Koyboy Mango, President of Finland, phoned the emergency line at the Spoof.com, 1-Get-The-Poop, to alert the world to an alarming situation. The people are getting sores on the back of their feet. Scientist Shamoreda Crapola...

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Federal Reserve loses banking license

Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Funny story: Zombie babies invade Washington DC

Washington DC - According to MacDiner restaurant waitress Ms. Taekin, the town is being invaded by zombies. Little zombies. “Hordes of baby zombies, too young to crawl, are walking on their legs, eyes glazed over and drooling at the mouth. “One...

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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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Trump to slap dollars with HUGE tariff

Funny story: Trump to slap dollars with HUGE tariff

New York, NY - Overheard by the Trump Tower elevator operator, Igbay Arseay, at noon today: a brilliant plan for America to “keep its stuff”. As reported here, aliens are planning to use their vast hordes of accumulated dollars to buy all America’...

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DEA relieves drug cartel’s cellulose constipation

Funny story: DEA relieves drug cartel’s cellulose constipation

Tijuana, Mexico - Juan Valdez, of the Shinola drug cartel here, called a press conference today to thank the DEA for removing several pounds of hundred-dollar bills from his colon. He stated: I was s-o-o-o-o constipated! I’d run out of room to...

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George Bush eats elephant sushi

Funny story: George Bush eats elephant sushi

Deepest, Africa - According to Voryiay iLdoday, Chief Game Warden, elephant poaching is soon to be a thing of the past. iLdoday and his team are fitting all elephants with automatic guided missile launchers. The special system detects rifle cracks...

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Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Funny story: Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us when we asked him what’s new. Vacationers sign a waiver that t...

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Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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The circus is coming back - gang man style!

Funny story: The circus is coming back - gang man style!

Washington DC - According to anonymous White House spokesperson “Q”, Barnum and Bailey Circus is merging with the defense department in a bold move to save both. Sarah Palin also has a piece of the action. The new circus will march from city...

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Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Funny story: Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...

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UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

Funny story: UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator. The reason given by the Dr. involves so...

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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

Funny story: Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...

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