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Friends and Fiends of Facebook

Not having the sense the Good Lord gave a head of lettuce, I recently signed up for a Facebook account. It was pretty cool at first, catching up with old friends and being rejected by the same old people. What's not to like about it? Plus I tried MySpace a few years ago and I just never got into it. All I ever got was solicitations for porn. And it wasn't even funny porn. I'm sorry, I know that's...

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Growing Old Less Gracefully

No matter how old you get there is always someone older telling you how young you are. And those older people will always marvel when you say that you feel that you're getting "so old". I've been noticing that since I was about ten. But now I have at least some semblance of legitimacy to my claim. Perhaps not on the surface, but if you'll listen to my reasoning then you will undoubtedly underst...

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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive with Paranoid Passengers

Imagine you are undergoing major surgery. Not something you would typically imagine, I understand. If you're like me, and you want to let your imagination run wild you imagine yourself relaxing in a hammock on your own private island, your billions close at hand. OK, so it's time to leave the island and get some surgery. So you are undergoing major surgery and you happen to be awake while it's...

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American Independence An Elaborate Hoax!

Funny story: American Independence An Elaborate Hoax!

A startling discovery that is sure to shake the world was revealed this last week from an unlikely source. Washington DC resident Mary Littlegirl has come forward and told reporters how at fifteen years of age she had a "fling" with then...

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Paddington's Got a Brand New Bear

In celebration of the 50th birthday of Paddington Bear, the Cleavland Zoo announced today that they would be re-naming one of their bears, Paddington. His name up until now was Neil. Cleavland Zoo representative Barry Brown said that they had want...

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New Organization for the Creation and Deployment of Slang

The National organization known as "They" (who you are referring to when you say, "They say...") announced today the establishment of a special sub-committee of They dedicated to the creation and deployment of slang. Newly appointed President of t...

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Ask Mr. Rudeness, October 2008

Dear Mr. Rudeness: My boyfriend of several weeks just broke up with me. He says that it's because I am too fat, but I know that cannot possibly be true; I am the thinnest girl in my class. I think that it is because of his fear of committment that he broke up with me. Normally girls hate it when guys say, "It's not you, it's me." However in this case, that's exactly what he should have said...

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