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Charlize Theron Is “Shockingly Available “ And Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” And Ask Her Out On A Date - Yeah Right!

Charlize Theron can't find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions, and one of the finest actresses of her time, states that she...

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Oh, God! It's Not That Time Again Is It???????

Funny story: Oh, God! It's Not That Time Again Is It???????

Noooooooooooooooo! It can't be! It's inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can't be true! IT CAN'T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last one just ended. I still haven't recovered from that one yet. The scars haven...

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Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Funny story: Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. The trouble can well be stated in one word that begins wi...

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Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

Funny story: Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...

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Blond President Jokes

Funny story: Blond President Jokes

1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald's. 2. How does the Blond President find a new wife? He goes to the Walmart Discount East European Find A Sexy Wife website. 3. What did the Blon...

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“Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

Funny story: “Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects” - HORSE MANURE!!!!!

They say that using pot has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings one into contact with people one normally would never meet,...

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Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

Funny story: Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...

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On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

Funny story: On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that, when you are vulnerable, they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In the beginning, you can wear only black, in homage to the All Great, Ever-Seeing, A...

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The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...

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Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Funny story: Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs.

Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...

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Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

Funny story: Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once had- that pot would be uninhibitedly...

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Shut Out Fed Employees See What Real Life Is In The Labor Ghetto

Funny story: Shut Out Fed Employees See What Real Life Is In The Labor Ghetto

Newspapers, news stations and radio airwaves are all ripe with the telling of the difficulties of Federal workers now separated from their jobs or working them as neo-slaves promised a future compensation due to the government shutdown. As most know...

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Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.

Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferater of pubescent pornography, and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals, R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty, that 'Do What You...

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Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter's Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened to had suggested he not go to Florida with the rest of the family. With so many Fed employees not working and not having extra money for the holidays, they felt that it would...

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Proudly Presenting Present Presidential and Pundit Political Poetry

Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, to catch a live one who thought her a cutie. She likened herself to a Soviet NRA and a modern day Calamity Jane. A...

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Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Funny story: Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner. Here, I'll help you out with the first few. Read 'Trump is to being President as...' and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don't worry, it's easy! Trump is to being President as: a fish is to winning a running marathon. french fries are to being a gourmet meal. the...

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Fun Any Time Of The Year - Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd, are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor-made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience - Gun Nut Horror House - Specially made to scare the beejeebees out of gun nuts everywhere. Projectors flicker images of headlines across the walls of pending legislation to control guns in different regions of the US.

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