The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, has introduced an incentive for the country's native population of wood ducks to breed in greater numbers. He wants to personally run up and down the banks of the River Thames River blowing a d…
In breaking news, United States president, Donald J Trump, has issued a pardon for the entire Kardashian family and the woeful TV program that annoyed Americans for more than ten years. Trump said he could empathise with the general public about t…
Police in Washington have discovered a land mine in the Pool of Remembrance near the Washington Monument. It is believed to have been left there by supporters of the Where Do I Find A Land Mine When I Need One? Association. This group have operate…
Engineers attached to the 47th Delaware Marines have come up with a brilliant plan to mechanise the Capitol dome in Washington and enable it to lift off like a rocket if any danger approaches the building. This would be a game changer for the members…
For the fourteenth time in his life, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has won the Brighton and district Simon Says competition. Johnson has participated in the tournament since he was seven years old. The Simon Says comp has been an institution In…
Persons in the small Australian town of Dunedoo have been restless of late. It seems that a series of unfortunate incidents has conspired to make the locals nervous. The first event to distract the townspeople was the refusal of homegrown hens to…
US President-Elect Joseph Biden has shocked every one today by revealing he is not the person that every body thought he was: he is in fact multi murderer Ted Bundy. Bundy was thought to have died a few years ago but this revelation has spun a few…
That busy old Christmas character, Santa Claus, or Father Christmas to some people, has been arrested in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for public drunkeness and exposing himself in a public place. The jolly red-suited fellow was not so chipper when police to…
A teenage girl from Haarlem in the Netherlands has claimed to have received text messages from rock 'n' roll legend, Elvis Presley. The 18-year-old student said that the texts were mostly based on his songs, such as Love Me Tender and Heartbreak Ho…
In breaking news, sightings of well-known psychological bonehead, Harry the "Mad" Bastard, have been made in rural Nottinghamshire. Harry, a long term itinerant, has made his reputation purely by being mentally unstable and being refused entry to the…
In breaking news, outgoing US president, Donald J. Trump, has hijacked the official presidential airliner, Air Force One, and has flown himself to an abandoned runway north of Seattle, Washington state. With the presidential election well and trul…
Mysterious things can happen anywhere. Take this story for example. United States president Donald J Trump was spotted walking round the White House rose garden, but a few minutes later he was gone, and the only person sighted was someone resembling…
(NOT EDITED) A group of soldiers have been found in a remote part of Belgium. So what you say? Well, these are World War ONE soldiers!! They have stayed in combat for the last 116 years. The division of 30 military troops have been fighting under…
In breaking news, singer Cher has been eaten by Kaavan, the elephant that she sponsored to be moved to a zoo in Cambodia. The singer was visiting the animal in its new lodgings when, just as Cher was serenading the elephant, she was lifted up by Kaav…
(NOT EDITED) President-Elect of the United States of America, Joseph Biden, has admitted to a close adviser that he is powered by a 1.5 watt battery. The adviser says that Biden has been wearing the power supply for about five years. With the role…
(NOT EDITED) In breaking news from our Australian correspondent, two larrikin farmers have been chased off their sizeable property by a kangaroo who was supposedly hopping mad at the treatment they were experiencing while feeding on the grassy verge.
(NOT EDITED) The small town of Kiurten in northern Germany has become latest centre of attention by the "guilded man", a mysterious creature who seems to appear every twenty five years and looks for something scary to afflict town populations. The…
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