In news rolling and turning at breakneck speed, a postal officer employed at a Wolverhampton agency, has announced he will deliver his next load using a wicker basket and a camel. The 39-year-old says that he will keep much of the day's delivery...
In news slowly oozing to the top of the heap, American actress and one time Friends cast member, Jennifer Anniston has denied claims that she funded a covert action by a secret Government agency called PERFECT(People for the Election of Republican Fa...
Former US president, Bill Clinton, and his former White House intern-turned-lover, Monica Lewinsky, are reuniting to record a song for a condom manufacturer's commercial. The duo will also appear in the filmed advertisement performing together. "I...
The former US president, Jimmy Carter, has been released from hospital after hurting himself in a fall, presumably. Much of the world's press carried this story. However, the real truth can now be disclosed. Ex-president Carter was injured when a...
In news slowly oozing and seeping from the cornstalks of time, President Donald Trump has announced he will pursue a new career in fine arts, specialising in interior design. The President claims that he was warned in a dream that, if he didn't fo...
London, England. In news slowly ripping, burning and tearing, may be even breaking, Lib-Dems supporters have urged their parliamentarian representatives to introduce a Bill to legalise wilful destruction of prominent public buildings. These "neo-anar...
Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...
Washington DC, Monday. The President, Barack Obama, has apparently overcome the National Guard ringed around his residence and made a secret rendezvous with his fiance, Cher. It is believed that a Guardsman was paid off in order to allow Obama's hast...
Washington DC, Saturday. In a surprise late night televised presidential speech, US President Barack Obama has announced his engagement to well known pop icon Cher and effectively ended his marriage to Michelle Obama, even though they're still marrie...
Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...
London, England. On a flying visit to to the "Old Dart", US Secretary of State John Kerry has been commenting on the Syrian crisis and the expectation that America will strike at Syrian targets to bring the civil war to a close. One journalist ask...
London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...
Canberra, Australia. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has revealed he once tried to become a circus acrobat in his late teens however was rejected by numerous circuses because he performed too many flip flops and was advised at least once he should become a...
London, United Kingdom. In news rapidly evolving over eons, the gamekeepers of Her Majesty's parks and reserves have voted to go on strike for 48 hours effective midnight Thursday to agitate for a 2% increase in pay which would bring them in line wit...
Brisbane, Australia. In news breaking, tearing and generally wreaking havoc, Australian Prime Minister Julia (the perfumed shark) Gillard has declared martial law on the whole nation, following a near fatal decapitation of the PM by a deliberately th...
London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...
Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification b...
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