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Funny story: Kanye West has seen the future and it's box girder

Kanye West has seen the future and it's box girder

Rapper producer Kanye West has, dramatically, gone rogue on his music career, his religion and, sadly his, marriage to Kim Kardashian. However, he has found a sudden burst of energy and enthusiasm through another means: designing box girder bridges.

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Funny story: China accuses CERN of treachery

China accuses CERN of treachery

Operators of the CERN project in Switzerland have been accused of treachery and espionage by Chinese Government officials. The charges levelled at the project included secretly researching a weapon designed to eliminate vast areas of the People's Rep…

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Funny story: Napoleon Bonaparte spotted at Walmart

Napoleon Bonaparte spotted at Walmart

He was last seen being placed in a coffin sometime in the 1820s but in an amazing moment a shopper at Walmart in Washington, DC., has positively identified the former Emperor of France, Napoleon Bonaparte, making his way through the aisles. Author…

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Funny story: Coronavirus: new discovery changes things

Coronavirus: new discovery changes things

Coronavirus has been discovered to reveal itself as a potential energy source by scientists at UCLA. Gone are the days of gas, coal or even green energy sources such as wind or solar. Scientists have isolated a rare component within the DNA of th…

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Funny story: New sport at Olympics

New sport at Olympics

The next Olympic Games will feature a new sport: masked nude high jump. Athletes will be expected to traverse the high bar fully naked save for a medical mask, ruled compulsory due to anti COVID-19 conditions. If an athlete is caught not wearing…

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Funny story: Starr charged with being socially annoying

Starr charged with being socially annoying

Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…

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Funny story: Turd Hockey Returns

Turd Hockey Returns

With the Covid-19 crisis easing, sporting organisations are dusting off their clipboards and reacquainting with their whistles. Players of the game Turd Hockey are no exception. The game, played by about 7 people worldwide, has reached a new high…

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Funny story: Mail service on form

Mail service on form

In news rolling and turning at breakneck speed, a postal officer employed at a Wolverhampton agency, has announced he will deliver his next load using a wicker basket and a camel. The 39-year-old says that he will keep much of the day's delivery...

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Funny story: Anniston denies accusations

Anniston denies accusations

In news slowly oozing to the top of the heap, American actress and one time Friends cast member, Jennifer Anniston has denied claims that she funded a covert action by a secret Government agency called PERFECT(People for the Election of Republican Fa...

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Funny story: Bill and Monica back together

Bill and Monica back together

Former US president, Bill Clinton, and his former White House intern-turned-lover, Monica Lewinsky, are reuniting to record a song for a condom manufacturer's commercial. The duo will also appear in the filmed advertisement performing together. "I...

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Funny story: Carter attacked by indians

Carter attacked by indians

The former US president, Jimmy Carter, has been released from hospital after hurting himself in a fall, presumably. Much of the world's press carried this story. However, the real truth can now be disclosed. Ex-president Carter was injured when a...

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Funny story: Trump's new career move

Trump's new career move

In news slowly oozing and seeping from the cornstalks of time, President Donald Trump has announced he will pursue a new career in fine arts, specialising in interior design. The President claims that he was warned in a dream that, if he didn't fo...

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Funny story: Okay, who wants to burn down the Palace?

Okay, who wants to burn down the Palace?

London, England. In news slowly ripping, burning and tearing, may be even breaking, Lib-Dems supporters have urged their parliamentarian representatives to introduce a Bill to legalise wilful destruction of prominent public buildings. These "neo-anar...

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Funny story: Ex French President on hard times

Ex French President on hard times

Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...

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Funny story: Obama's secret trip

Obama's secret trip

Washington DC, Monday. The President, Barack Obama, has apparently overcome the National Guard ringed around his residence and made a secret rendezvous with his fiance, Cher. It is believed that a Guardsman was paid off in order to allow Obama's hast...

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Funny story: Obama to marry Cher

Obama to marry Cher

Washington DC, Saturday. In a surprise late night televised presidential speech, US President Barack Obama has announced his engagement to well known pop icon Cher and effectively ended his marriage to Michelle Obama, even though they're still marrie...

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Funny story: "Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...

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