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Funny story: Shoes Thrown at Bush in Baghdad

Shoes Thrown at Bush in Baghdad

Handbagdad, Iraq - US President George W Bush declared both his presidency and his wardrobe completed today when an Iraqi journalist hurled shoes at him during a press conference on his farewell visit to the war-torn country. Ducking behind the po...

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Funny story: Britain's Oldest Human Brain Discovered

Britain's Oldest Human Brain Discovered

London, England - Scientists at York University have discovered what appears to be the oldest human brain in Britain. The brain was discovered in a five year old child during routine examinations at her nursery school in Northern England. Scie...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...

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Funny story: Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men. Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...

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Funny story: Stoning the Devil at Hajj Turns Chaotic as Devil Throws Stones Back at Pilgrims

Stoning the Devil at Hajj Turns Chaotic as Devil Throws Stones Back at Pilgrims

Mecca, Saudi Arabia - Three million pilgrims at the 2008 Hajj were stunned when the devil threw stones back at them. The stoning of the devil is one of a series of rituals during the annual pilgrimage to Mecca that every able-bodied Muslim is expecte...

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Funny story: Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall. The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...

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Funny story: $108 Million Diamond Heist in Paris

$108 Million Diamond Heist in Paris

La Ville-Lumiere, France - Armed robbers stormed the Paris branch of jeweller Harry Winston and waltzed out with a cool $108 million in diamonds yesterday. The robbers were variously described by witnesses as four men, two dressed as drag queens o...

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Funny story: Live Baby Found in Manger

Live Baby Found in Manger

Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...

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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...

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Funny story: UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...

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Funny story: French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

French Claim their Frites are an Inch Longer than American Fries

Mont Penis Blanc, France - A recent survey of tubers worldwide has concluded there are considerable regional differences in the length of spuds. The study was conducted by the German Institute of Stem Research. Dr Willie Limp, chief investigator e...

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Funny story: Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...

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Funny story: World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...

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Funny story: Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...

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Funny story: One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...

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