New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion.
Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...
In a move to keep Middle Eastern terrorists out of the United States, the Congress approved a bill to make the consumption of hummus illegal in the United States and its territories.
"If we don't have what they like to eat, they will not come here...
This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons o...
In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady.
"I was watching the game at home...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin
Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff
The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...
Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison
Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon
Trump adopts Bush's dog!
George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination
Camelot's Crumbling: Attorney Pleads Guilty. Lied to Protect Trump.
NASA's InSigbht Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars
New toilet accessory selling like hotcakes
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!