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Funny story: Peaceful Or Happier

Peaceful Or Happier

Broadland, Norfolk, is said to be the most peaceful local council area in the UK, and Lewisham, London, to be the least; but the tiny Hampshire village of Ower close to Southampton claims to be one of the happiest villages in the UK. The village h...

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Funny story: Loonies In Power - LIP Service

Loonies In Power - LIP Service

The Monster Raving Loony Party has recently decided to name its five key people who are behind the running of the party as Glory, Moron, Navy, Penis and Tart. This will enable key elements of the party's manifesto and policies to come over to the gen...

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Funny story: Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

The Controlling Elite, who are where they are because of elitism, are trying to bring in a law which will enforce the freedom to use intelligence in some areas. They are proposing intelligence restriction zones in public places - like the smoking ban...

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Funny story: Having Your Bread Buttered For You

Having Your Bread Buttered For You

People who prepare their own sandwiches from early childhood instead of relying on a pre-packed lunchbox from their parents or someone else preparing their sandwiches for them are more likely to be successful and positive in life than those who expec...

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Funny story: What Is The Purpose For Having Jobcentres?

What Is The Purpose For Having Jobcentres?

It has been revealed that during the early 1970s when economic times were getting harder and the government wanting to make unemployment look better, with so many looking for work the best thing to kill two birds with one stone was to create a new go...

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Funny story: Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

"Traffic Heavier Than Usual" may lead people to think that there will be more congestion on the roads but the truth is that traffic is heavier is what it means - not because of more traffic but because drivers fill their tanks up to the top, carry mo...

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Funny story: Fastest Isn't Quickest

Fastest Isn't Quickest

Luxury car manufacturers such as Mercedes Benz, Lexus and BMW are calling on GPS software companies to include more features used with calculating routes as the needs for faster cars is different to that of the humble motorist. For many users, the...

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Funny story: Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...

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Funny story: Waste Not Want Not

Waste Not Want Not

It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...

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Funny story: Choirs Get Their View Heard By Remaining Silent

Choirs Get Their View Heard By Remaining Silent

Sunday is a day of rest and in one rural Lancashire community it was anything but. Regulars went to church where the local choir took part to add some character to the occasion and everything went well at the start up to the third hymn. The choir...

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Funny story: The Self Healing Shoe

The Self Healing Shoe

A new shoe has been invented which the inventor hopes will make a pair of shoes and other footwear last much monger than what we are used to - suggesting up to twenty years before any noticeable deterioration in the health of the shoe. The self-h...

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Funny story: Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it. The term 'scra...

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Funny story: Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

It has been officially declared that normality is the most common handicap in the world with nine times as many people with it than those without. It is also causes the most devastation affecting the lives of millions of people indirectly since the consequences of being normal when put to wrong use such as abusing power, bullying, selfishness, etc. are more damaging to society in total than the da...

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Funny story: Conservative Posters Attack Labour

Conservative Posters Attack Labour

With the economy on a downward slide and Labour coming to the end of its term in office, the Conservatives have been designing posters for use in their next general election campaign. These posters are clean but have a very strong message within them about how Labour have failed many as well as wasted billions, and one poster was leaked in an email which has the following messages summing up New L...

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