Chelsea have bolstered their ranks of money-grabbing, self-obsessed tossers by signing Yuri Zhirkov from CSKA Moscow.
Zhirkov - pronounced 'Jerk-off' - signed for £18 million, and Blues boss Carlo Ancelotti hopes that the player isn't a flop at St...
In a daring assault on money-bags Manchester City, new Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti has told the northern club's executives to forget about luring Blues skipper John Terry away from Stamford Bridge - telling them to "shove their offer."
Alex Hinsley has been announced as the replacement for Avram Grant.
Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has left the band following an argument with his brother, Liam.
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