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Funny story: Kindergartener Expelled for Saying "Maclunkey" to Classmate

Kindergartener Expelled for Saying "Maclunkey" to Classmate

Ever since Disney+ became active with a re-released and slightly edited version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope, the word “Maclunkey” has become the topic of intense discussion, debate, and emotional turmoil. Suddenly, in the ever-changi...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift countersued for one dollar, and was awarded that doll...

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Funny story: Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...

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Funny story: Ghost of Elvis Witnesses to Young Musician

Ghost of Elvis Witnesses to Young Musician

A stunning apparition that left a twenty year old witness all shook up claimed to be Elvis Presley, with a message from Heaven. Zeke was playing his guitar, in his Memphis garage, when suddenly, lightning struck outside, and an apparition stood be...

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Funny story: Dead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2019?

Dead Musicians to Perform at Woodstock 2019?

Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2019. When local farmer Zeke Henry was out shucking corn, some unexpected guests appeared to him, volunteering to perform at the 50th Anniversary Woodstock. Zeke Henry swears that he was not dreaming, has never taken L.S.D., and ha...

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Funny story: The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.

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Funny story: Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Dachshund Helps Mute Children Speak

Identical twin brothers Jerry and Jerome Jefferson have simultaneously spoken their first words ever at age eight. Their mother, Jennifer, said "This truly is a miracle. The Lord used that cute little dog with floppy ears to help make my mute child...

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Funny story: Yankees place Derek Jeter on 60 Day Disabled List

Yankees place Derek Jeter on 60 Day Disabled List

New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter had some difficulty Saturday night after the Yankees' 5-2 victory in Detroit.

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Funny story: Obama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor

Obama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor

After Barack Obama has distanced himself from cult leader Jeremiah Wright, he has found a new spiritual advisor who is more in tune with human nature. Who is it? Legendary pop star, Michael Jackson!...

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Funny story: Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty

Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty

After two prominent young actresses were recently scandalized in photographs, concerned young female celebrities have united to form an international coalition to stop the sexual exploitation of young female celebrities. This new organization is...

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Funny story: Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have decided that they want to revive the Beatles, finding replacements for the late John Lennon and George Harrison.

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