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Funny story: Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

A big blow was delivered to the public today after Dunkan's Donuts and Kirsty's Kreme announced they will be closing all their premises worldwide because of the recession and rising prices of cream and icing. A spokesman for Kirsty's Kreme, who's...

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Funny story: Christian Bale arrested again!

Christian Bale arrested again!

Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!...

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Funny story: The unofficial Sex and the City guide to dating

The unofficial Sex and the City guide to dating

1. Always dress like you're a hooker. Even if it's the middle of the day and there's young children around, always put your goods on display, and put your best boob forward.

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Funny story: Celebrity special Jeremy Kyle show

Celebrity special Jeremy Kyle show

The (twice) shamed former Blue Peter presenter John Leslie revealed today that he will be appearing on a Jeremy Kyle celebrity special to clear the air and will also do a lie detector test.

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Funny story: Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.

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Funny story: Andy Kaufman is back!

Andy Kaufman is back!

The "late" Andy Kaufman made his much anticipated comeback today after 24 years.

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Funny story: Top Ten Worst Movies Ever Made

Top Ten Worst Movies Ever Made

Here is the unofficial list of the top ten worst movies ever made. Take heed of this list for had I known, I wouldn't have bothered watching this shit in the first place.

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Funny story: Cher older than the Universe

Cher older than the Universe

Recent carbon dating on aged singer Cher has revealed that she is actually over 5 million years old!...

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Funny story: Wilson brothers reveal they are one person

Wilson brothers reveal they are one person

Hollywood, CA, the highly popular Wilson brothers (Owen and Luke) today revealed that they have been lying to everyone from fans to studio execs about "their" identity. They are not in fact brothers but just one lonely man with a multiple p...

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