Ministers today shelved plans to downgrade the F-Word to a class B expletive. Under recent plans, the word would have joined Bollocks and Shite in the class-B category. Tim Minge, assistant to the Home secretary explained the dramatic...
A recent study has found a link between a certain D.N.A strand and destiny. The astonishing claims were made by Professor Wilmut Strand, Head of the Biological Theology department at Nuneaton university for boys.
"We have large amounts of evidence and some small quantities of conjecture, that point to a link between this D.N.A and our destinies." Claimed Prof Strand.
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