In a rare and coherent statement issued today, Pete Doherty informed the public, "I am not a tosser".
People should stop using the phrase 'Think Tank', according to Chavs.
She said she didn't want to go to rehab, but now British songstress Amy Winehouse has been forced to enter rehab for alcohol and drug abuse following a court order.
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