Following the recent visit by Prime Minister de Cameron to China it has now been revealed in the Media that UK Agrees a £45m Pig Semen Export Deal With China. It has been suggested by a Government source in China that they are so worried about the...
The current GOP Demographic Debate will be how to rule from the seat of power with a Majority of Governorships and Legislature, without the interference of the Hoi Polloi, since time immemorial it has been known that Whigs prefer the voting populatio...
A Government source has disclosed that Gordon Brown MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath has reported back from the Venusian Equator using near-infrared observations collected by the Venus Monitoring Camera(VMC); His geological features were revealed...
A trusted adviser to the Buckingham Palace has said that the Queen has sent Hubby the Duke of Edinburgh on a fact finding tour to a resident meeting in Hulme, Manchester; It is thought he will be acting as a thug to test the 6 new streamlined pow...
Fast Sprinkler Wain Cucumber has spoken out about his revived chance to enter in the 2012 London Cucumber Olympics, due to his lifetime drug ban by the BOA(Ban Old Athletes, being overturned by the CAS(Cucumber Appreciation Society) He said it had taken years to develop his Cucumber Body by eating Spanish Grunt and digital enhancing using Clinford Christel's lunch pack, He said the drugs u...
Breaking News in Manchester's "Football Heaven" ManU; Is that Sir Alex Herbison has had enough of football and offered his team to "that Count", Roberto Mancinini.(the Scottish dialect is hard to understand He said; during an exclusive interview w...
Freshly victorious Russian President Vlad,feels he has the skills to sort out Chelsea's woes. His new regime will make Frank Lampard very happy as he will be Captain, following John Terry's penchant for perving and pultitrudious, he will be sold t...
During the ensuing peoples action in Egypt, the military have taken a fatherly role in observing interaction between the differing support groups. A General said "It's not often a sibling (the people) will grab your appendage of power (Tank) and s...
With President Mubarak of Egypt being the latest politician to trip over his suitcase full of money; He has recently contacted five other middle east Political Leaders who have amassed their millions and are now footloose.... The disenchanted lead...
EasyJet is now the UK's National Airline - Figures published by the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) this week, show that EasyJet is the UK's largest scairline, measured by the number of passengers blown for the second year in a row. In 2009 over 28 bi...
Ashley Cole has secretly been retained by EasyJet to identify clouds of pumescent eruptions in Europe..he is to be trialled in the cock-pit of a redesigned Jumbo Jet. It is thought that when he smells the pumice he will develop an "Ash Cone" which...
An internal investigation is to take place at a large chemists after more than 500,000 Viagra pills went missing from Central Depots at Hornchurch, Cockfosters and Willoughby. All male staff over 35 have not turned up for work at these Depots; St...
Today it has been reported by an unnamed government source that up to 100,000 letters of resignation from care workers were being considered by local councils in the UK. An equally unnamed source from UNISON the care workers Union; said it was an...
Following his adventures in the ladies underwear shop, Daniel was seen entering a house of ill repute, where he was reported to have shown his credentials to a dusky maiden in the hope of an intimate musical performance for a private audience;...
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