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Funny story: What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

Back in April all I could think of was teen actor Daniel Radcliffe. I talked about him. I dreamed about him. I wrote about him. I plotted ways to bed him. I learned his family history. I planned our wedding. I watched him. I read him. My walls were covered in his face. I wore him. I ate him (well Harry Potter spaghetti shapes).I played with dolls of him. But zoom forward 5 months and it has all ch...

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Funny story: Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Because he is such a charitable young man and because he really does care about the future of our country, acting sensation Daniel Radcliffe (19) took it upon himself to visit his local 'summer holiday club' to read 'Harry Potter stories' to the youn...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Well known stalker of Daniel Radcliffe, Flophie Payne (16) is recovering in hospital today after throwing herself in front of a train in the early hours of this morning. Unfortunately the teen was wearing brightly coloured Radcliffe merchandise a...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the sta...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

It seems like history is repeating itself and once again Harry Potter actress Miss. Watson's copy cat skills have prevailed. Because this time, on hearing that fellow actor Radders had got his hands on a brand new spanking crisp factory, she too...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...

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Funny story: Radders Gets A Restraining Order Against Me, Can't Think Why!

Radders Gets A Restraining Order Against Me, Can't Think Why!

I have hid in bushs, I have traced him for miles, I have followed him around the globe attending every play and every premier and I have mailed him my panties everyday since my eleventh birthday. Yet this is how he repay me, he has finally taken out a restraining order against me!...

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Funny story: Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those peo...

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Funny story: Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

It has come to the attention of acting hunk Daniel Radders that he is not getting enough awards for his contribution to the screen and the reason behind this is not because he is a bad actor, no far from it but because he is not in touch with today&#...

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Funny story: Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

For some reason unknown to me, Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson has launched her own show 'Who Wants Some Of My Millions'. The show will be very much like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' except of course it will be on the BBC and Emma...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

It is that time of year again, big brother time. Two dozen wannabes enter house, fool around, sometimes with each other, shout and scream and then eventually get voted off. Whilst we naively watch on the edge of our seats and the newspapers dig up ev...

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Funny story: A Book Review On 'December Boys' By Michael Noonan.

A Book Review On 'December Boys' By Michael Noonan.

Ok, let's be bluntly honest, the one and only reason that I pulled this book off it's shelf and hurried off to purchase it, was because gleaming off the front cover, gorgeous as ever, was Daniel Radcliffe!...

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Funny story: Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Anybody who thought that Daniel Jacob Radcliffe was just an ordinary 18 year old lad, has obviously been living on a different planet for the past decade. However the good looks and ridiculous bank balance aside I suppose you would have to call him h...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter, father of three and formally know as 'the boy who lived', is in the dog house with his wife of 16 years Ginny Potter.

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Funny story: The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.

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