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Funny story: Florida Man Arrested for Making Bombs that don't Explode

Florida Man Arrested for Making Bombs that don't Explode

56-year old Cesar Sayoc Jr. was arrested by federal officials today for failing to make bombs that can explode on Democrats, and for misspelling the name of an elected official. If convicted, Sayoc faces up to three years imprisonment for the non-ex...

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Funny story: Fred Wilpon Addresses Media

Fred Wilpon Addresses Media

New York Mets Majority Owner Fred Wilpon talked to the media following another Mets loss, the most recent being an 8-7 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers. "Just because our talent is lacking due to injuries doesn't mean that it's time to panic," a de...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II held a press conference today denouncing her Canadian citizenship. "I was born in the United Kingdom and lived exclusively in the United Kingdom. There have been trips across the pond. bu...

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Funny story: Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign. He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting...

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Funny story: New York Mets Popular Among Groups

New York Mets Popular Among Groups

Even as the New York Mets are having a disappointing season, there are groups that are have become bigger fans of the team. Molly Irvane, founder of the group Masochists of Madison in Madison, Wisconsin, said, "No sports team better exemplifies wh...

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Funny story: Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...

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Funny story: Librarian Blames Bad Economy on Unpaid Fines

Librarian Blames Bad Economy on Unpaid Fines

Sandra Beckle, Head Librarian at the Clinton Williams Library, says that the downfall of the economy can be directly traced to unpaid book fines, a financial staple for libraries. "We need people to pay their fines for the good of the economy. T...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. "I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart to ask for Bailout

Wal-Mart to ask for Bailout

Representatives of Wal-Mart testified before Congress yesterday requesting $10 billion in bailout money. "Critics say that our business is striving, and that is true. I do not come here asking to bail out a company that is about to fail. "We a...

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Funny story: Alabama Changes Name

Alabama Changes Name

Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States. "Although Alabama is traditionally a...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda Asks for Congressional Funding

Al-Qaeda sent a letter to Congress requesting $2 billion in funds in continuing the war in Iraq. A spokesperson for the terrorist organization said that funds are low and they need the money to help President Bush continue the war.

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Funny story: Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional.

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Funny story: Ahmnodt Heare - Questions and Answers

Ahmnodt Heare - Questions and Answers

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

DNC Chairman Howard Dean announced today that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both given up any hope of winning the Democratic nomination. Their campaigns have given him notice within minutes of each other.

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Funny story: Barack Obama - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Barack Obama - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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