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Funny story: Swing when you're winning - by Tommy Sheridan

Swing when you're winning - by Tommy Sheridan

This reporter is delighted to bring his readers an exclusive first look at Tommy Sheridans autobiography,its not due to hit the shelves at poundland until the new year but we acquired a copy from a rent boy in brighton who had been proofreading. The government would have you believe that I was born in a hospital,having been lovingly removed from my mothers womb,well don't listen to them...it wa...

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Funny story: Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Former Ibrox idols Barry Ferguson and Allan Mcgregor today attempted to salvage their careers by holding a press conference that was claimed would set the record straight about their recent actions. The disgraced pair, after finishing their milk a...

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Funny story: MP in new expenses storm

MP in new expenses storm

A fresh helping of anguish peppered with disgust was ladled into the British public's soup bowl today after yet another MP's expense account was exposed to the nation. Simon Prissypants, the MP for Dribbly-Salterton,has come under-fire from protes...

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Funny story: "Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

"Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

This summer will see Derek Accorah rejoin with the original "Most Haunted" crew as they prepare to stun the nation by summoning the ghost of Jade Goody. The ghosthunters will be joined in this historic quest by a star studded line-up including Jer...

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Funny story: Just for boyz2men

Just for boyz2men

Rumours reach us today that "unbelievably young dad" Alfie Patten has been using Just for Men to hide the grey hair brought on by the stress of being thrust into the public eye (and not being good enough to increase the difficulty level on FIFA '08).

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Funny story: Smells like lean spirit

Smells like lean spirit

The Global Financial Crisis(tm) claimed its latest high profile victim when it was announced that New Car Smell had gone into administration. The scent had shot to fame in the late 80's when it seemed that everyone was buying new cars,and even whe...

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Funny story: Klein "embarassed" by first draft discovery.

Klein "embarassed" by first draft discovery.

Anti-corporate author Naomi Klein was last night refusing to answer her door and telephone, after a farmer discovered her first draft of her breakthrough book "No Logo" under a haystack.

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Funny story: New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

Glaxo-Overdose have announced today that their new Lynx "Rampant", the new fragrance for "Old men", has been removed from circulation following a complaint by all 40 members of the focus group initially employed to try out the new...

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Funny story: ID cards by 2010

ID cards by 2010

Every Briton will have an id card by 2010. Due to changes proposed by a Downing street think-tank, the overall cost has been slashed by £44 billion.

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