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Women are Stupid

Funny story: Women are Stupid

A renagade scientist claimed that all women are less intelligent than retarded dogs. When quizzed about the remarks he seemed shocked that a woman reporter even looked him in the eye, slapped her and told her to "go home, bitch".

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9/10 Cats Dislike Jimmy Carr

Funny story: 9/10 Cats Dislike Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr was announced as one of the hated men alive in a poll of wild urban cats. They believe that his TV show 9/10 cats is insulting and derogatory. Carr was unavailable for comment yesterday but was said to be in a cat-astrophic state of despai...

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Dana is Dustin

Funny story: Dana is Dustin

A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning attempt to cover this fact up. Amazing camera work and CG animation...

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Crouch is a Giraffe

Funny story: Crouch is a Giraffe

I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.

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Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

Funny story: Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said "If he had a family they would be devastated".

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Castro to retire to Castro

Funny story: Castro to retire to Castro

It was confirmed today that the Cuban leader Fidel Castro will retire to Castro, San Francisco. Since gaining power in 1958, Castro has ruled Cuba ever since.

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Large yellow object spotted in sky

Funny story: Large yellow object spotted in sky

An investigation is underway today in Co. Donegal, Ireland after a large glowing yellow circle was spotted in the sky. Several eye witnesses said they had never seen the like of it.

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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