Humans sometimes blink their eyes. It lubricates the surface of the eye, and gives a welcome break in the monotony to the visual cortex.
In an attempt to bolster the economy even further, ZipsterTax has now added access to future year's returns. This novel product will allow their customers to get huge returns long before anyone who is not their customer, yet.
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