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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Arrest Shock

Snoop Dogg Arrest Shock

The singer Snoop Dogg was arrested today after an altercation at Heathrow Airport, London.

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Funny story: Ronaldo signs new contract

Ronaldo signs new contract

Cristiano Ronaldo today put pen to paper on a new twelve month contract with a leading network. Under the terms of the new deal, Ronaldo will be required to pay £14.99 a month, in return for which he will receive a brand new mobile phone. Manchester...

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Funny story: Tips for improving self-confidence

Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...

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Funny story: Scientific breakthrough shock

Scientific breakthrough shock

Ripples of amazement spread throughout the scientific world today as scientists revealed today what many had already suspected. In a shocking development seen by many as almost predictable, a discovery was made which shook the world of science to its...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger will surprise and shock

Schwarzenegger will surprise and shock

Further details have emerged today about Governor Schwarzenegger and his return to acting. A source close to a source has revealed that the Governor will 'surprise and shock' many people with his choice of comeback film, and already rumours h...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Governor Schwarzenegger today announced his long awaited return to the silver screen.

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Funny story: Review - China Teapot

Review - China Teapot

I approach this piece of journalism with a great deal of trepidation. It is not often in ones lifetime that one has the delight of reviewing such a fine item of chinaware. It carries with it the weight of doing justice with mere words what can never really be done. However, in the interests of you, my dear reader, I will attempt to do so.

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