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Funny story: LOST: The Lost Episode

LOST: The Lost Episode

Scene: green, lush jungle, with huge weird rocks dotted about that look a bit like faces. A chap with three-day stubble is bent over another chap who's stretched out in the mud. He's improvising a tracheotomy by piercing the prone dude's neck with a fountain pen Jack: My father's pen. It'll have to do. Kate! Swabs, I need swabs! Kate: But Jack ... Jack: NOW Kate! Kate runs through the jung...

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Funny story: NASA Scientists Snap Most Distant Object in Universe

NASA Scientists Snap Most Distant Object in Universe

NASA scientists were celebrating today after snapping a picture of the most distant object in the universe. The object, designated Swineflu 91, is barely visible to the naked eye, fuzzy in a pair of 10x50 binoculars, and jumps around a lot when viewe...

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Funny story: Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

(Chipping Sodbury - AP) Scientists working at the University of Durham announced here that the long-awaited conclusion to the search for the key to the secret of the cosmos has been reached.

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Funny story: Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - The Discovery shuttle blasted off today in the latest in a series of one (or maybe two, there was another, right?) successful lift-offs by the white shirted guys at NASA. Onlookers gasped in amazement as the shuttle burned through enough fuel to power all SUVs in the Los Angeles basin for the next 50 years.

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Funny story: Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

Particle Physics: Is It Fun?

We report on a recent seminar given at FermiLab by the acclaimed particle physicist, Prof. H. Wonky Legg, the content of which will allow you, the reader, to judge whether particle physics is fun, or just downright daft.

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Funny story: Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".

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Funny story: Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

Celebrity Chef Cookoffs: Nigella Gags on Ramsay's Spotted Dick

An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Reveals Bush, as Egyptians Attempt to Plug Hole

Paris Hilton Reveals Bush, as Egyptians Attempt to Plug Hole

RAFAH, Gaza Strip (Reuters) - Paris Hilton's visit to the region culminated in a frenzy of Palestinian interest as she revealed her bush to startled crowds. Thousands rushed towards the gaping hole, as Egyptian troops shot high into the air, and...

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Funny story: Scandalous Behaviour at Wijk aan Zee

Scandalous Behaviour at Wijk aan Zee

Rijk aan Zee - Tempers frayed at the beginning of the 8th round of the Corus Chess championships here at Wijk an See, as the British contender Short appealed to the arbiter for a win against the reigning champion Fischer, who refused...

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Funny story: Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists at the Texas Advanced Center for Inquiry (TACI) announced that they have calculated the probability of Britney Spears. Using IBM's "Blue Jeans" million processor supercomputer behemoth, the group processed data from the Human...

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Funny story: DOW Ejaculates On Wild Trading

DOW Ejaculates On Wild Trading

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stocks snapped a five-day losing streak on Wednesday, with the Dow coming energetically by nearly 300 yards on optimism that a government plan to rescue ailing bond insurers is taking shape and could prevent billions more in cred...

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