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Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

Funny story: Roger Goodell Steps Down; Interim Commissioner Ray Lewis to Let Ray Rice Play on Sunday

In a move that surprised no one but the world's biggest misogynists, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell resigned from his duties on Thursday afternoon. In a hastily called press conference, a tearful Goodell said he no longer felt he could make the b...

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U.S. Olympian Lolo Jones Sacrifices Virginity for Olympic Dream

Eugene, OR - Self-declared "virgin" and Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was having a rough season. Four years after a stumble on the ninth hurdle cost her a gold medal at the Beijing games, Jones didn't seem to have even a remote shot at redemption. Enter...

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Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke. Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...

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Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church to Appear on New Radiohead Album; Radiohead Cancels Tour

Kansas City, MO -- Just days after protesting outside of a Radiohead show in Kansas City, the Westboro Baptist Church has agreed to appear on the next Radiohead album. About ten Westboro protestors gathered outside the Spirit Center on Sunday nig...

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Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...

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Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Washington, D.C. -- According to researchers at the Cancer Research Center in Washington, D.C., the homeless are much less likely to get cancer than those with a roof over their head. Scientists and doctors alike at the Center claim that their evi...

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Miley Cyrus Does Nothing Newsworthy Today

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Does Nothing Newsworthy Today

In what some are calling a "devious and manipulative" publicity stunt, teen sensation Miley Cyrus spent Wednesday, July 23rd doing nothing newsworthy.

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Barack Obama Sees 'Meet Dave', Calls it an Excellent Movie

Funny story: Barack Obama Sees 'Meet Dave', Calls it an Excellent Movie

Against the wishes of his campaign advisors and many critics, Barack Obama went and saw Eddie Murphy's newest movie, 'Meet Dave' on Monday night.

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InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Funny story: Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Tampa, FL -- A Midwestern man plans to drive solo across the United States to make a point about gas prices.

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China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

Funny story: China Promises Democracy if Axl Rose Releases Album

Earlier this week, Dr. Pepper set forth a challenge to Axl Rose and the new crew of Guns 'n Roses: Release Chinese Democracy this year and everyone in the country gets a free Dr. Pepper (Slash and Buckethead not eligible to receive free...

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Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

Funny story: Scientists Pinpoint Number One Cause of Climate Change; Blame the Animals, They Say

BERLIN--Next time you are complaining about the abnormal sweltering heat or that late season winter storm, don't blame yourself for driving that gas guzzling SUV or voting Republican. Rather, blame your dog.

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TheSpoof.com Fires Writers for Writing True Stories; Writers Fight Back

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Fires Writers for Writing True Stories; Writers Fight Back

TheSpoof.com, one of the premier internet websites for fake news, has recently fired hundreds of its writers for submitting what editors claim are "true stories".

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Hawk Had It Coming; Isenhour, Others Laugh at the Dead Bird

Funny story: Hawk Had It Coming; Isenhour, Others Laugh at the Dead Bird

Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, may not be in trouble after all.

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Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Funny story: Brett Favre Comes Out of Retirement After Only One Day, Signs Longterm Contract With Bears

Just one day after announcing his retirement, the NFL's all-time touchdown, completion, and interception leader has announced that he is coming out of retirement.

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Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

Funny story: Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

In what was slated as the trial of the century, the entire Jewish population of the world has been found guilty of the murder of Jesus.

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Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Funny story: Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Nearly 2000 years after the death of Jesus, his family is finally getting the justice they deserve.

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Feminists Back Obama

Funny story: Feminists Back Obama

In what seems to be the final lance in Hillary Clinton's hope for a presidential nomination, a national organization of feminists has declared that it is now backing Barack Obama.

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