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Alex Jones Sends Out A Booty Call!

AUSTIN-In an obvious parody of the "Howard Stern Show", controversial radio talk show host and documentary filmmaker Alex Jones donned a long black wig and sunglasses on his Friday afternoon television simulcast. Why? "I'm sending out a booty call" Jones announced "to all you bodacious info-babes, patriotic playmates and liberty lovin' ladies who would like to audition for my new 2010 (better...

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Charlie Sheen Faces Down "Debunkers" on Larry King Live

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Faces Down "Debunkers" on Larry King Live

Los Angeles-Actor Charlie Sheen stirred controversy Thursday night during an appearance on "Larry King Live". Dressed in nothing but a pair of briefs and a tin foil hat, Sheen lived up to his commitment to a panel of three "so-called" 9/11 "debunker...

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Alex Jones Super Bowl Commercials Banned from U.S. Audiences

Funny story: Alex Jones Super Bowl Commercials Banned from U.S. Audiences

TAMPA-While most Americans were pondering how they might manage to purchase their next quart of milk, the great American gladiatorial clash between butt-slapping, land grabbing, pig tossing corporate-sponsored warriors went on as scheduled. As expec...

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Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

Funny story: Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...

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Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

Funny story: Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

AUSTIN, TX - An Austin court has ordered nationally syndicated talk show host Alex Jones to stay at least 100 yards from the "Book Resort" at the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. The action follows his arrest Thursday on ch...

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Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

Funny story: Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...

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9/11 Truth Movement Becomes Public Enemy Number ONE!

Funny story: 9/11 Truth Movement Becomes Public Enemy Number ONE!

WASHINGTON D.C - FBI Chief Robert S. Mueller, III announced today that the entire 9-11 "Truth Movement" has secured the number one slot (just ahead of Usama Bin Laden) as the most vicious and heinous enemy to public safety...

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Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

Funny story: Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

HELL - After twelve weeks without a bid, the soul of "Hot Air" blogger and FOX News contributing analyst Michelle Malkin finally sold for the "Buy It Now" price of 99 cents. The buyer, whose registered user name...

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Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

Funny story: Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

DENVER -Almost four years since the search for the elusive Alex Jones began comes word from Homeland Security Officials that the former radio talk show host turned cult leader has taken his own life following a tense stand-off with f...

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Quentin Tarantino To Begin Filming On 70's Era Crime Feature This Week

Funny story: Quentin Tarantino To Begin Filming On 70's Era Crime Feature This Week

NEW YORK-Filming for the new Quentin Tarantino film "Miles Flatt" will begin shooting in the Queens borough of New York City beginning Tuesday, sources say.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Returns as Governor as Writer's Strike Comes to an End

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Returns as Governor as Writer's Strike Comes to an End

SACRAMENTO-After taking several month off due to a lack of material, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to his role as California Governor. Maria Schriver, his co-star, also returns.

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Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains

Funny story: Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains

SAN DIEGO - Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization's lack-luster image by producing "free" comic books depicting popular superheroes wo...

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Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

Funny story: Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

MEXICO CITY-A major Latin American motion picture studio announced earlier today that it has secured the rights to the Michelle Malkin book "In Defense of Internment" and plans to bring the story to the big s...

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Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

Funny story: Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

AUSTIN-Radio talk show host Alex Jones has sparked quite a bit of controversy lately with high profile interviews like the one last week with country legend Willie Nelson who made headlines after revealing his doubts concerning the official story of the 9-11 tragedy.

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Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

Funny story: Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

A NOTE TO MY FAITHFUL READERS: Although the following was apparently authored by my future self, it was obtained through a colleauge using an unconventional method of clairvoyant forecasting known as "automatic writing"...

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Alex Jones Quits Radio Show

Funny story: Alex Jones Quits Radio Show

AUSTIN - A stunned radio audience learned late Friday afternoon that Alex Jones, the nationally syndicated radio talk show host, will retire from broadcasting effective March 17th of this year.

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Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

Funny story: Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

South Carolina - On the heels of a stunning defeat in the New Hampshire primary the Paul candidacy came forward today with an even more stunning revelation. It appears that negotiations are "in the works" to enlist porn legend Mary Carey t...

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