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Ted Cruz Revises Song, What a Wonderful World in His Latest Press Conference

Funny story: Ted Cruz Revises Song, What a Wonderful World in His Latest Press Conference

Ted Cruz has changed his format for filibusters in the future. Rather than reading children's novels to Senators in an effort to tell them all that they are much less intelligent than he is, he will sing songs for fun and profit. The first song i...

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Obamas Prefer Shopping at Plagiar Joe's

Funny story: Obamas Prefer Shopping at Plagiar Joe's

The favorite grocery store for the Obamas was a secret up until now. It turns out to be Plagiar Joe's, the world's most popular plagiarist! The store is the ultimate insiders' store for DC shoppers, as it turns out. It is somewhat a reminder of t...

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Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.

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NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Funny story: NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...

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McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Funny story: McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.

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Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Funny story: Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.

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Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Says She is Now Ready to Adopt That Baby She Forgot About

Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...

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"Give Michigan and Florida Back The Delegates Now Since They Will Be For Me" - Clinton

Funny story: "Give Michigan and Florida Back The Delegates Now Since They Will Be For Me" - Clinton

"Now that I would get the delegates for those two states, the Democractic Party should give them back," Ms. Clinton said today. "After all, it is unfair to discriminate against people from these states, they want me!".

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Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

Funny story: Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...

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Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

After hearing the story about Sweet Caroline being Caroline Kennedy, Rosie O'Donnell announced she is the real Cracklin' Rosie. She claims Neil Diamond once saw her in the audience of one of his concerts and she yelled out her name so loudly...

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New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

Funny story: New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.

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Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Funny story: Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.

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Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

Funny story: Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack...

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New Study Shows Cellphones Increase Lifespan and Health

Funny story: New Study Shows Cellphones Increase Lifespan and Health

A new study from Sweden, testing 10,000 subjects, shows that those using cellphones for more than 450 minutes a month for more than 10 years, actually live longer and have less health problems.

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American Idol Judge Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay Announce President/VP Ticket

Funny story: American Idol Judge Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay Announce President/VP Ticket

Saying that current American Presidential candidates can't carry a tune in a paper bag, and don't have any fresh solutions, Simon Cowell has announced he and Gordon Ramsay are launching a new British invasion of sorts, running for the Democra...

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Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

Funny story: Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the shame of...

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Hell's Kitchen Chef Moderates Democratic Debate in Vegas

Funny story: Hell's Kitchen Chef Moderates Democratic Debate in Vegas

"You candidates are all fake Presidents, and all of your answers are canned and prepackaged. I want you to use fresh ingredients from scratch from now on." These were the opening instructions to all of the Democratic contenders in the debat...

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Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

Funny story: Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.

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Breaking news…

Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."
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