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New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

Funny story: New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with a new range of flavoured

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Smoking Seriously Harms Your Health

Funny story: Smoking Seriously Harms Your Health

It has been known for some time that smoking seriously harms your health. Therefore new government guidance is to be issued advocating smoking as unseriously as possible.

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Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

Funny story: Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

British Secretary of Health, the right honourable Alan Johnson has declared that providing health care for gang members with repetitive strain injury induced by too much throwing of complicated gang affiliated hand signals has brought the NHS to a ca...

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The First Noel

Funny story: The First Noel

A frightful feud has arisen between Noel Edmonds (cuddly game show host) and Noel Fielding (effeminate yet oddly appealing comedian) about who has been the first person to make the name Noel cool.

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The Santa Clause

Funny story: The Santa Clause

In an unbelievable example of "political correctness gone mad," Father Christmas has been added to the sex offender's register in a landmark court decision.

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Money Makes The World Go Around; Scientist Makes Shock Earth's Cash Core Discovery!

Funny story: Money Makes The World Go Around; Scientist Makes Shock Earth's Cash Core Discovery!

Contrary to all previous scientific evidence and indeed, all reason, the earth, it has been discovered, truly is powered by monetary force.

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Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

Funny story: Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

The Jill Dando Memorial Fund (the JDMF) has announced the launch of a new range of door accessories in memory of Miss Dando, to be entitled "Jill's Knockers."...

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