The world market price of crude oil jumped to $187 per barrel in response to the revelation that the discovery of Bigfoot's remains was a hoax.
Within minutes, the average price of gasoline nationwide soared to $6.99 and 9/10 per gallon.
Fox News has today released a stunning news report that reveals Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul does not exist.
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