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Funny story: Fed Researcher Discovers Substance More Plentiful Than Sand

Fed Researcher Discovers Substance More Plentiful Than Sand

A research assistant at the Federal Reserve Board, Stanley Mouch, in Washington DC last night discovered a substance which be believes is more numerous than all the grains of sand on the entire plant earth.

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Funny story: Ben Bernanke Saves Jim Cramer From Destruction

Ben Bernanke Saves Jim Cramer From Destruction

In a generous act of human compassion Helicopter Ben Bernanke, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, called and emergency meeting of the Board late on the night of January 21 to prevent TV host Jim Cramer (CNBC Mad Money) from going "postal...

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Funny story: Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Republican John McCain, climbing in polls but lagging in money, wants to negotiate a $3 million loan from the Ron Paul Campaign while some of his backers launch an independent advertising effort seemingly at odds with his years of fighting outside in...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Pat Robertson Endorses The Beelzebub For President

Faux News, just reported that Pat Robertson has just endorses Beelzebub to be the next President of the United States. Mr Robertson said, "After long prayer with God, he advised me that this was his choice also. I asked the Almighty how I should...

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Funny story: Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Although not actually on the cover (yet) of the Rolling Stone Magazine Ron Paul is getting the attention of political writer Tim Dickinson. While not a supporter of Dr Paul he seems to be coming around to that conclusion.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

In a grand moment reminiscent of the fabled words of Nikita Khrushchev over 30,000 online Ron Paul supporters, with middle fingers raised high, made actual contributions in excess of $4.2 million dollars in just one 24 hour period on November 5, 2007...

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Funny story: Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Gisele Bundchen wants to remain the world's richest model and is insisting that she be paid in almost any currency but the U.S. dollar.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Challanges Ron Paul On Internet

Hillary Clinton Challanges Ron Paul On Internet

At a press conference today Terry McAuliffe campaign manager for Hillary Clinton revealed that Ron Paul would no longer be the dominant force on the internet during this Presidential campaign. He revealed that due to Hillary's persuasive nature t...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Now President Of The United States

Ron Paul Now President Of The United States

George W Bush in a special message from the Oval Office announced that Ron Paul would soon be sworn in as President of the United States by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

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Funny story: Microsoft's Bill Gates Purchases US Treasury

Microsoft's Bill Gates Purchases US Treasury

ISWIRE News - After long discussions among administration officials on how to reinstate the US Dollar as the official world reserve currency, all hope was just about lost until Henry Paulson Jr, Secretary of the Treasury, remembered a suggestion mad...

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Funny story: Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

Loonie Becomes New World Reserve Currency

After an emergency meeting of the Finance Ministers of the G-186 here in the capital city of Gaborone situated along the beautiful Limpopo river, it was decided that all member States of the G-186 would use the Loonie, or as its officially known as t...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

Britney Spears Becomes Newest Bush Presidential Advisor

President Bush announced in a special Rose Garden ceremony that Britney Spears was chosen and has accepted the position recently vacated by Karl Rove of Chief Political Advisor to his Administration.

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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Admits USA May Be Near Bankrupcy

Alan Greenspan Admits USA May Be Near Bankrupcy

In a manner reminiscent of Dickens "A Christmas Carol" Alan Greenspan after a visit last night by the ghost of Ayn Rand, has recanted all his pomp's and works as former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. In tears during the intervie...

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Funny story: George W Bush Foreign Policy Approved By Neville Chamberlain

George W Bush Foreign Policy Approved By Neville Chamberlain

The ghost of Neville Chamberlain was interviewed at Westminster today and provided keen insight into one of today's most complex problems: George W Bush Foreign Policy. Neville informed us that he keeps close track on world politics ever since th...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Has The Support Of Klaatu For President

Ron Paul Has The Support Of Klaatu For President

(ISWIRE News) - In a special interview with ISWIRE News, Professor Barnhard has informed us that there was a secret meeting yesterday between Mrs Helen Benson and Ron Paul concerning an important message she had just received from her friend Klaatu.

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