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Bush White House Exit Strategy

Funny story: Bush White House Exit Strategy

"Nope. Don't have one" President George W. Bush responded when asked about his plan for leaving the White House. As puzzled reporters in the Rose Garden looked on the President continued "...I will not set an arbitrary deadline for withdrawal from the Whtie House". After lamenting John McCain's Presidential Election loss because "...I really wanted a 3rd term" one reporter finally interrupted...

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Pelosi needs a good Drilling

Funny story: Pelosi needs a good Drilling

(USA Today) - Nancy Pelosi says to "just say NO" to drilling. Former President Bill Clinton replied "maybe a good drilling will make her a little less tense". Nancy Pelosi stands by her stance to not hold a vote on offshore drilling stating "this...

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Obama's lead surges to 100%

Funny story: Obama's lead surges to 100%

(NBC) - The No Barack Criticism network (a.k.a. NBC) has released an amazing survey. According to the NBC survey Barack Obama has now opened a 100-0 lead over John McCain. When asked about this turn of events Barack Obama replied "really? Even m...

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Canada joins Axis of Evil

Funny story: Canada joins Axis of Evil

Toronto (CNN) - Tired of being perceived as Americas Side-kick Canada has petitioned to join the Axis of Evil. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper stated "we need to toughen up our image and becoming a member of the Axis of Evil is a great fi...

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Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Funny story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be Barack Obama's Vice Presidential candidate. "Not only will I not accept the Vice Presidential post I won't be traveling to Iraq with...

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Obama Smears Obama

Funny story: Obama Smears Obama

(CNN) - The Obama campaign has issued a complaint regarding Barack Obama's smearing of Barack Obama during Barack Obama's interview on Larry King Live. During the interview Barack Obama stated "…ultimately, the buck stops with me".

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Obama Captures Osama

Funny story: Obama Captures Osama

Chicago IL (USA Today) - During Barack Obama's trip to Afghanistan prior to the Democratic Convention he decided to go on a routine patrol mission with U.S. Soldiers patrolling the mountainous region near Gerdi. Wearing his specially tailored Arm...

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U.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran

Funny story: U.S. Cigarettes Invade Iran

North Carolina (AP) - By far, the leading U.S. export to Iran is Cigarettes. Also among the leading exports are Bra's and Bull Semen. Bull Semen? This may explain Iranian women and those facial scarves.

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John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Funny story: John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.

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Plan to Solve Oil Crisis

Funny story: Plan to Solve Oil Crisis

Shropshire, England (Scientific Human) - Speaking at the Convention of Oil Consultants (COOC) Lord Graham Gilliam revealed his plan to solve the worlds Oil Crisis. He claims to have perfected the process of "Gravity Reduction Surgery".

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Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Funny story: Michelle Obama; Still Bitter

Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".

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President Bush Writes Book

Funny story: President Bush Writes Book

Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.

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Polygamist Prophet Former Stripper

Funny story: Polygamist Prophet Former Stripper

SAN ANGELO, Texas (CNN) -- DNA swabs have been collected by Texas Officials from jailed polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs. This is all part of the criminal investigation involving "spiritual marriages" to girls as young as 12. The surpris...

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This Land Is My Land

Funny story: This Land Is My Land

The anti-immigration militia group "Patriots Against Immigration and Naturalization" (PAIN) have released their version of the song "This Land is Our Land" called "This Land is My Land".

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Pope Admits "God is a Monkey"

Funny story: Pope Admits "God is a Monkey"

(AP Rome) - Amongst speculation that our entire universe is just a child's science project gone awry the Pope announced to a throng of thousands at the Vatican that "God is a Monkey and Darwin was right".

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No New Tornados

Funny story: No New Tornados

(Boston Globe) - In an effort to lower gas prices over the summer John McCain has called for a suspension of federal gas taxes from Memorial Day to Labor Day, a simpler tax code, and "…no new Tornado's".

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Obama Fingers Hillary

Funny story: Obama Fingers Hillary

(BLOGBAMA) - Did you see it? Did you see Obama give Hillary the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? I saw it (it's all over YouTube if you haven't seen it yet).

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Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law,...

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