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Funny story: Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.

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Funny story: Rick Astley to Reform

Rick Astley to Reform

Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.

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Funny story: Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...

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Funny story: Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

Sex Sells! We see it every day on TV, Radio, toilets, under manhole covers its in- (or un-) escapable.

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Funny story: Germans found to be Industrious

Germans found to be Industrious

A new report commissioned by the EU commission on Stereotypes was published today. Along with the startling revelations on the Germans it was uncovered that most of the Dutch people surveyed where easy going, Italians where intolerant maniacs, Irish...

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Funny story: Republicans Search for Savior

Republicans Search for Savior

Trouble is a-brewing, trouble most horrid. Never in the history of the state has a President suffered with such low approval ratings. Figures released just minutes ago show that Commander and Chief's rating stands at a respectable 2%, with a 2.4%...

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Funny story: Britney for Prize

Britney for Prize

So all is not good in the Spears household.... or is it? No, no its not.

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Funny story: Kofi Loses Trophy

Kofi Loses Trophy

UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has sensationally lost his bare-knuckle boxing crown to newcomer "Furious" George Kennedy, a traveller (Knacker) from the Republic of Ireland.

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Funny story: It's in the genes

It's in the genes

Scientists from the US Institute of genetics in Utah have today released documents on there highly controversial research into behavioral attitudes in humans. These documents detail a breakthrough by the institute claiming that they have isolated the...

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Funny story: Wacko's Backo

Wacko's Backo

Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...

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Funny story: Secrets of Saddam's hole

Secrets of Saddam's hole

On a routine investigation of Saddam's hole corporal Nathan Boon made a most unexpected discovery. Having made the search on numerous occasions you can imagine Boon's surprise when he walked in to find none other than Elvis Aaron Presley play...

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Funny story: Shaaaaarrroooonnnn: A dramatic update

Shaaaaarrroooonnnn: A dramatic update

Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon says he will not resign amidst bribery allegations unless it is made "worth his while".

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Funny story: Chelski to buy everyone

Chelski to buy everyone

In what some might describe as a bold move, Chelsea supremo Roman Abramovich today sent a letter of intent to every Premiership club offering to buy all of their players, including the suspect ones, with the exception of Kevin Kilbane, whom he doesn&...

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Funny story: Govenator to play Gandhi

Govenator to play Gandhi

Like many of us I have been left scratching my head as to why the "Academy" has continued to neglect the awe inspiring performance's churned out by America's most popular, and therefore greatest, governor. "Red Heat", "Commando", "Kinde...

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Funny story: I got your Back Son!

I got your Back Son!

Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.

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Funny story: Red Letter Day

Red Letter Day

In a shrewd move today President George W. has put forward a bill to eliminate the letter Q from the alphabet. Overlord Bush was quoted as saying "For too long has the average American been under a nazi-esque regime of watchin' their P's...

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Funny story: Holy Smits

Holy Smits

Outraged bad actor Jimmy Smits came forward today in rebuttal to an accusation made on an internet site that he was a "Bad Actor". Jimmy said badly "I am not a bad actor, in fact I consider myself one of the top five actors in the world today. Sure I'm no pretty boy like Brad Pitt or Tommy Lee Jones but I can method act with the best of em', haven't you people se...

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