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Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

Funny story: Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...

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Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Funny story: Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.

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The Illuminati Orders Takeout

Funny story: The Illuminati Orders Takeout

Deep within a secret one world governmental complex, those who run the major world governments are having trouble...ordering Chinese takeout. The Illuminati, the super secret organization that runs the world, also struggles with the weekly ritualisti...

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Obese Penguin Eats Punxsutawney Phil

Funny story: Obese Penguin Eats Punxsutawney Phil

On a cold Pennsylvania morning Punxsutawney Phil was waking up from a nice relaxing slumber to his one day of fame every year, Groundhog Day. Each year the critter wakes up as droves of morons flock to the small town to watch a furry cute rodent. If...

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Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

Funny story: Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...

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