Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.
The second farmer to fall victim to the foot-and-mouth outbreak wept yesterday as he told how his constant arse banging of the poor beast eventually wore it out, and how he then gave it a dose of the dreaded disease in order to clear...
New Jersey, June, 2007: Atop the statue of Liberty, the former Prime Minister declared his love for seagulls amidst a storm of controversy over the 'Oil for seagulls' program.
World famous pubic lice keeper, Lindsay Lohan, was today witnessed chasing the tyres of a Ford 100 pickup truck.
Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin
Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff
The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...
Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison
Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon
Trump adopts Bush's dog!
George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination
Camelot's Crumbling: Attorney Pleads Guilty. Lied to Protect Trump.
NASA's InSigbht Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars
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