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Funny story: Jubilee Party as bad as predicted

Jubilee Party as bad as predicted

A jubilee party in Chutney on the Fritz was as much of a disaster as everyone thought it was going to be. Brian Asshat threw a lot of his shoes at people for no apparent reason, spoiling the punch bowl and the trifle in the process. Thomas Johnson…

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Funny story: Why weren't S Club 7 invited to perform at the Jubliee concert? is a question no one is asking

Why weren't S Club 7 invited to perform at the Jubliee concert? is a question no one is asking

They found a slot for Cliff Richard, Paddington Bear, Basil Brush, two blokes from Queen, and a Rod Stewart tribute act performing the greatest hits of Neil Diamond, so why was there no room in all of that for S Club? That is a question that is yet t…

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Funny story: Microwave now identifying as a Toaster

Microwave now identifying as a Toaster

Microwave Shane Worthington is no longer comfortable with the life that the factory prepared him for and now identifies as a Toaster. 'Yes' said the shiny metal box 'I am sick of living as a Microwave, and now I want to live my life as another shi…

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Funny story: Oy, Richard Bacon MP, get of my cloud, says Michael Madeup

Oy, Richard Bacon MP, get of my cloud, says Michael Madeup

Bewigged fool Michael Made-up, the Tory councillor for a very small town that calls itself a city because it has a Cathedral is feeling that his position as a foolish public defender of Boris Johnson is under threat. Richard Bacon MP, not to be co…

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Funny story: That bloke who was famous in the 1980's, now playing your town hall

That bloke who was famous in the 1980's, now playing your town hall

You know the bloke, who had a lustrous blonde wig, played acoustic guitar and wrote lyrics about how Proust stared out of his window and saw a butterfly dying in the sun, yes, you know him. Anyway, he is playing at your local Town Hall on Friday nigh…

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Funny story: Tory Voter will give them one last chance, for the seventh time

Tory Voter will give them one last chance, for the seventh time

Brian Asshat, grammar nazi, and thrower of shoes has said, to no-ones great surprise, that he will be giving the Conservatives one last go. Near neighbour, Gary Johnson said 'Over Lockdown I got to know Brian a bit, I mean I was always throwing hi…

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Funny story: Man Offers Unwanted Opinion, again

Man Offers Unwanted Opinion, again

Welsh DJ Morgan Piers has offered an opinion that no one asked for, or even wanted. When asked what the best sauce for Chips was on his three-thirty show, the 57-year-old DJ with a far from clean history said 'I could go both ways. Sometimes I…

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Funny story: Putin's Piano Playing

Putin's Piano Playing

News has reached us that in his downtime from his attempts to be a real-life Bond Villian, evil Russian bloke Vladimir Putin is launching an album of restful piano playing. Taking his cue from the vast success of Enya, Putin's soft, pastel-shaded…

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Funny story: Multi millionaires still playing Football, like it matters

Multi millionaires still playing Football, like it matters

Multi-millionaires are still kicking a football around a field, in the belief that doing so still matters. Footballer Hay Bales said 'Yeah, like, Man if the guys and me stop playing football, it has a massive impact on the world, I mean we are pai…

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Funny story: That thing you are doing, just stop it

That thing you are doing, just stop it

Are you reading the Daily Mail? Just stop doing it. Are you going to say 'Great pic' about an out of focus photo on social media? Just stop doing it. Are you reading something about politics? Just stop doing it.. Are you writing to…

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Funny story: Man still recovering from reading books by Nadine Dorries

Man still recovering from reading books by Nadine Dorries

Although it is nearly a year, bookworm and equal opportunities bod Gary Johnson is still recovering from reading the collective works of Nadine Dorries. Gary told us 'I have always been one of those people who gives authors a good go, regardless o…

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Funny story: Couple shocked that actress looks different to how she was twenty years ago

Couple shocked that actress looks different to how she was twenty years ago

Gary and Lorraine Johnson were shocked to learn that an actress looked different to how they remembered her. 'Gary and I were watching DI Ray last night, and we were both shocked to see that Parminder Nagra looked a bit different to how she did in…

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Funny story: "Is Boris Johnson actually real?" Asks teenager

"Is Boris Johnson actually real?" Asks teenager

Teenager Gareth Wotsit, a new chap around Mithering on the Trent has asked a question we all would like the answer to: Is Boris Johnson actually real? The Prime Minister has many traits that the right-wing press would find deplorable in other fiel…

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Funny story: Man on micro news website still being critical

Man on micro news website still being critical

Andy, you know Andy? That bloke with no surname? Thinks he is Cher or Madonna, or Pele, one of those famous people with no need for a surplus surname. Anyway, he has been critical on a micro news website, again. Obviously, we may well be stereotyp…

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Funny story: When will trainspotting be trendy?

When will trainspotting be trendy?

Hello, Mr Ray Ving here. You might remember me from such thought-provoking articles as My Chimpanzee only holds my hand, My Head, not your head, My Head, and that other one. Anyway, it strikes me occasionally, (like a broken clock) that the med…

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Funny story: Why am I writing so much gibberish?

Why am I writing so much gibberish?

Abigail Dale, the Daily Mail's newest intern is asking a question that no one can answer. Why is she writing so much gibberish? 'I thought this was going to be my big break' wailed Dale 'but so far I have had to write 200 words about Liz Hurley's…

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Funny story: Company with high turn over of staff says that it respects it employees on its website

Company with high turn over of staff says that it respects it employees on its website

That company in the high street, you know the one that has a new receptionist every fortnight, and which is always changing the names on the door has written on a job's website that it respects its employees. The receptionist before the one before…

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