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63% of people still like me though

Funny story: 63% of people still like me though

An unnamed political leader has gone back to work, knowing that 63% of her colleagues still like her, and think that she is doing a good job. Theresa May, the fourth, or fifth choice for the job of British Prime Minister is still clinging on, desp...

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Pepsi of Friends

Funny story: Pepsi of Friends

Charles Worthington the fourth, from Washington DC, has proven what he always thought was the case: when it comes to his friends, he is the Pepsi, rather than the Coke. Worthington said: 'When I turn up at the taverns without Dave, Shane or our En...

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Man Shocked Online Date Didn't Look Like Her Picture

Funny story: Man Shocked Online Date Didn't Look Like Her Picture

Donald Basden, the third, was shocked to discover that his online date, Sarah Fitzmaurice, looked nothing like her photo. 'I am a dog person,' said Basden, 53, (67 in real terms), 'so obviously, with her whiskers, and big ears, I thought that Sara...

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Spirit of Christmas Past still banging on about that Christmas party in your 20's when you broke the photocopier

Funny story: Spirit of Christmas Past still banging on about that Christmas party in your 20's when you broke the photocopier

A miser repeatedly visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve has complained that their stories are always the same. Fiona Trumpington Rees Mog, 53, has been visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Yet To Come every...

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Son disappointed he can't buy a new Pink Floyd album for his dad

Funny story: Son disappointed he can't buy a new Pink Floyd album for his dad

Martin Billings, an unimaginative 23-year-old is disappointed that he can't buy a Pink Floyd album for his Dad this year. Over the years Shane Billings has been gradually filling his shelves with albums by the prog rock band, that his son has been...

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Man is already deciding how he will break his new year's resolution

Funny story: Man is already deciding how he will break his new year's resolution

Kevin Brown, a 41 year old slightly overweight chap with no personality, life goals, partner or idea of what to with his hair in the mornings, has today, on October 3rd 2018 decided how he will break his new year's resolutions. Brown told us 'I ha...

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7-Year-Old Boy Learns That Conkers Aren't Legal Tender

Funny story: 7-Year-Old Boy Learns That Conkers Aren't Legal Tender

Tommy Hodgkins, a 7-year-old from Mithering on the Trent, has learnt the hard way, that conkers are not legal tender in the real world. 'My Mum and Dad wanted a new sofa, so we went into DFS on the high street, because it was their sale. They look...

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Dave and Gary - The Deathstar It Guys - A Star Wars story

Funny story: Dave and Gary - The Deathstar It Guys - A Star Wars story

Shane Millichip, a senior writer at Disney, has revealed the film we are all waiting for, 'Dave and Gary - The Deathstar IT Guys - A Star Wars Story', is set to be released in November 2021. Set on the Death Star in a galaxy far, far away, and a l...

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Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Funny story: Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Gary Wayne, a 44-year-old failed accountancy student, chemist, and shop worker, told his friend, Bob, in the pub, that the ending of television programmes do not have that much impact on his life, if he is honest. Gary said 'I was talking to Bob a...

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Paperclip Accountant wants career change to being a body guard

Funny story: Paperclip Accountant wants career change to being a body guard

Gary Worthington, 48, a decorated accountant for a leading paperclip manufacturer, has told anyone who will listen about his plans to become a bodyguard. 'I was watching that programme, the Bodyguard, expecting Kevin Costner to pop out, oooh, err,...

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Man listening to the Archer's omnibus realises his life has peaked.

Funny story: Man listening to the Archer's omnibus realises his life has peaked.

Nelson Trevor, 69, has reached the zen realisation after listening to the Sunday morning Archer's omnibus that his life has peaked. The morose character said 'I was just listening to the Archers this morning, and they were banging on and on and on a...

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Water-cooler TV

Funny story: Water-cooler TV

Scroobiious Moneybags from the Sell My Grandmother's Back Teeth Television Company has hit upon a brilliant new idea. Speaking at a press conference earlier today, he unveiled his newest idea - Water-Cooler television. He said: ' I hear all of the...

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Man tries to explain the concept of a Big Brother-free world to his teenage children

Funny story: Man tries to explain the concept of a Big Brother-free world to his teenage children

A man in Stevenage has tried to explain to his teenage children, daughter Magnolia and son Weetabix, that a Big Brother-free world would be a better alternative. Bolton Smith said 'Yes, now that Big Brother is finally over, I think that we can all...

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Man looking for a quiet place for a drink on Wednesday and Sunday.

Funny story: Man looking for a quiet place for a drink on Wednesday and Sunday.

Walter Klondyke Smith, 56, has explained to us that he is desperately trying to think of a quiet pub he can go to on Wednesday and Sunday night when if all goes to plan some multi-millionaires will be kicking a ball around a field thousands of miles...

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Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Funny story: Men realises waistcoats aren't the way to go in a heatwave

Tony Hemmings, 33, the cock of the walk in Basingstoke has realised that despite Gareth Southgate's leading work in the field, waist-coats are not the defacto male clothing to be worn during a heat-wave. 'Imagine my surprise, to be following the s...

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Man in his 30's uploads old photos to dating website

Funny story: Man in his 30's uploads old photos to dating website

Wayne Hemmings, 30 realised that he might have made a mistake uploading photographs to Match.com that were twenty years old. 'I heard it was a common move that people in their 40's and 50's did it, so I did the same thing'. What Wayne didn't re...

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Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Funny story: Poldark fan angry to learn that her husband likes Demelza

Lorraine Johnson, like many people likes watching Poldark, for its intrigue, well drawn characters, scenery and easy on the eye cast was angered by the fact that her husband Gary only watches it for Demelza. 'Imagine my surprise' said Lorraine 'wh...

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Idiot regrets not knowing what a book is about before giving it to his girlfriend for her birthday

Funny story: Idiot regrets not knowing what a book is about before giving it to his girlfriend for her birthday

Idiot Wayne Johnson realised that he had done something wrong when his girlfriend Celia looked at him and asked 'Is this what you think I am?' Buying the book 'The Perfect Girlfriend' by Karen Hamilton in the book aisle at Tesco, when shopping for...

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