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New democracy Initiative

Funny story: New democracy Initiative

In an unsurprising leak from number 10 today the Prime Minister has affirmed his fervent belief in the basic democratic idea of "One Man, One Vote". Unfortunately he has misconstrued this idea in that he believes he is that man and he has that vote.

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Government Buys Used Wall

Funny story: Government Buys Used Wall

The Government today announced the purchase of a second hand wall from a city in Germany. In an official statement the reasons for the purchase were stated that the wall was no longer needed in Berlin so it was going cheap; recycling is all the rage...

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MPs Mass Release

Funny story: MPs Mass Release

After an embarrassed government were informed that opposition MPs bringing the governments faults to the public eye, and trying to get them removed from office at the next election was not in fact sedition or treason and therefore illegal all the imp...

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Mass Arrest of MPs

Funny story: Mass Arrest of MPs

In a stunning political move today the government announced that all opposition Members of Parliament have been arrested for sedition and treason. The cabinets new security leader Albemarle Pottingshed reported--"We have found virtually tons of...

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Government buys Everything

Funny story: Government buys Everything

In a surprise move today the government announced that it will issue compulsory purchase orders for every house and plot of land in the country. The government regards this as simply an expansion of its Heathrow Airport purchase plans. A spokesp...

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Private Sector Employment Ends

Funny story: Private Sector Employment Ends

It has finally happened on this date, the last remaining private sector employee was made redundant from the only privately owned company left in the country. Hengist Excaliber Stickleback, owner operator and only employee of Stickleback Producti...

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Newest Disaster Discovered

Funny story: Newest Disaster Discovered

The International Council for Useless Panic have found and registered the latest potential disaster that may hit the planet.

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Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

Funny story: Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

A study sponsered by the food industry has revealed a surprising result - Obese people help the planet. Apparently, what is bad for the individual, may be beneficial for the environment.

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Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

Funny story: Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

A new way to fight congestion has been discovered in Transport for London - The Way Forward. There are a number of new and far reaching ideas for congestion solution in London. These include congestion charging for aircraft going over London's ai...

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Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

Funny story: Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

The Child Support Agency today announced the formation of a special "Cold Case Files" department. It will consist of a number of temporary units tasked with researching and finding missing spouses or partners for financial support of childr...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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