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Funny story: 73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.

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Funny story: Chertoff Has 'Gas Feeling' Of Heightened Threat

Chertoff Has 'Gas Feeling' Of Heightened Threat

WASHINGTON - Michael Chertoff, a janitor at the Department of Homeland Security, said today that he has a "gas feeling" of a heightened threat of an attack by Al Qaeda against the US.

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Funny story: Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

NEW YORK - Presidential hopeful, Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX), was called "an idiot" by Flush Dimbulb on his daily 'Excellence In Blabbermouthing' radio networks, 'The Flush Dimbuld Show.'...

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Funny story: Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

WORLD NEWS - Concert goers at the 'Live Earth' shows left behind at least 1,025 tons of trash strewn about the grounds of the many venues holding the concerts. Clean-up continues at most locations, and some will be closed indefinitely.

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Funny story: President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

WASHINGTON - President Bush signed another dictatorial 'Executive Directive' this morning banning the sale and possession of the trendy 'Toilet Targets' that have been popping-up in public bathrooms, sports bars, and homes across the...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

WASHINGTON - After George W. Bush claimed for himself the title of "New American Dictator" in 2007, the election process in the US was changed for good, with Bush's claim to power until his death, either timely or untimely.

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Funny story: Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

NEW YORK - The British musical group, the Beatles, received first-place in two categories in the latest Laramie Institute online poll conducted in June of this year.

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Funny story: Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...

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Funny story: Bush Sees God, Ends War

Bush Sees God, Ends War

Last night, President Bush, fell asleep while watching 'The Three Stooges,' and had a dream concerning he and God that may just change the course of American history. George recounts the dream:...

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Funny story: Chemist: Fluoride Causes Tooth Decay

Chemist: Fluoride Causes Tooth Decay

ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful...

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Funny story: Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a month-long, nationwide poll of 1.6 million American voters, Ron Paul (R-TX) has achieved a dramatic lead among all presidential candidates in the running in both political parties.

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Funny story: Bush's Address to Nation on Depression

Bush's Address to Nation on Depression

WASHINGTON - President Bush will address the nation tomorrow evening at 8:15pm concerning his bout with depression and consequential treatment.

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Funny story: Bung Hole to Blame for Foul Odor

Bung Hole to Blame for Foul Odor

LONGVIEW, IN - Several people were treated at area hospitals today complaining of choking, nausea, and watering-eyes after a foul stench filled the downtown streets of Longview.

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Funny story: Bush Found Guilty, President Paul Says 'No Pardon'

Bush Found Guilty, President Paul Says 'No Pardon'

WASHINGTON - Former President George W. Bush was found guilty today in the climax of the year-long "Trial of the Century" by the Military Tribunals Court.

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Funny story: President Injured After Making Sandwich

President Injured After Making Sandwich

WASHINGTON - President Bush sought medical attention last night after attempting to prepare a midnight-snack for himself.

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Funny story: Suspicious Odor Clears Capitol Building

Suspicious Odor Clears Capitol Building

WASHINGTON - The Capitol Building was evacuated Friday due to a "suspicious odor." Capitol police made the decision to "scram" the building at 10:15 AM after many so-called important people within the Capitol complained of a "...

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Funny story: Bush Defecates on Constitution in Disturbing Late-night Ceremony

Bush Defecates on Constitution in Disturbing Late-night Ceremony

WASHINGTON - "Disturbing" is the best word this reporter can use to describe the incidents that took place at the White House over the Memorial Day weekend.

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