VATICAN CITY - Outgoing British prime minister Tony Blair held long talks with Pope Benedict XVI over his possible conversion to Catholicism.
Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.
Anxious to regain Stateside popularity former Wham! dreamboat George Michael will from now on refuse to be gay on American soil.
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