US fundamentalist neocons say that their religion is a godsend, you can do whatever you want and god - they mean God, the capitalized long-haired, bearded white guy in the sky - will forgive you. You can't beat that with a neon Bible.
Our sTaff's cLose eXamination of the wAy oVerhyped iPhone - now they've got me doing it - has found several big gaps in the functions the public desires of its appliances.
Oddly enough, no one in the media asks whose skull it is, but the diamond-encrusted platinum-trimmed skull called an "art work" - and entitled "For the Love of God" so as to maintain its essential link with unmeaning cliche - is r...
"We just don't understand it," says Dr. Hiram Frumkin, head cardiologist at the exclusive Foggy Bottom Health Center for the Power Hungry, "there's just a dark, opaque cube where the vice-president's heart should be."
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