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Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Funny story: Dr. Phil Involuntarily Committed for Schadenfreude

Dr. Phil, the famous TV psychologist, was taken away in a police car today from his studio after a team of top-notch psychiatrists diagnosed him with the little known but quite prevalent psychiatric disorder of schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in th...

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Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

Funny story: Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

It was just another Walk for the Cure, hundreds of good folks raising money for Kidney Disease research on a bright fall morning. No one could have predicted that this time, the "Walk for the Cure" would actually lead to a cure for one of...

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Hurricanes Linked to Untreated Serious Mental Illness

Funny story: Hurricanes Linked to Untreated Serious Mental Illness

Meteorologists meeting in New York City today released the startling results of their latest research study on the causes of hurricanes. The results were controversial they said and a minority report by so called "reality-based" meteorologi...

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Bush and Cheney Declare Independence from America

Funny story: Bush and Cheney Declare Independence from America

George Bush and Dick Cheney issued a long statement today declaring their independence from the people of the United States of America.

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Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Funny story: Virginia's Governor and Attorney General Disturbed by 3% Acquittal Rate

Virginia's Governor Tim Kaine (Dem.) and Attorney General Bob McDonnell (Rep.) issued a rare joint statement today expressing concern over what they perceive as an alarmingly high rate of acquittal of persons charged with crimes in Virginia's...

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Jon Stewart to Replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News

CBS and PBS executives have announced major changes in their respective flagship news programs. CBS have said that Jon Stewart of The Daily Show will replace Katie Couric in the coveted Evening News anchor slot and PBS announced that The News Hour Wi...

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Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Funny story: Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Male rising high school seniors are applying to women's colleges in numbers not seen since shortly after World War 2 when some men were allowed to attend historically women's colleges on the GI bill due to a shortage of college spaces for men...

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Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Funny story: Exegesis Suggests the Anti-Christ Will Attend Harvard

Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. T...

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California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

Funny story: California to Deport Cigarette Smokers

Unable to effectively police its borders to keep out illegal immigrants, and facing popular backlash for trying to do so, the state of California announced today that it was turning its attention to a group that has no defenders and is easy to identi...

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Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Funny story: Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Apparently not realizing that Meadowlands is a fictional town created by the premium cable network Showtime, Karl Rove announced through a spokesman late this evening that he will be moving there next Sunday.

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Mentally Ill Immune to "The Lucifer Effect"

Funny story: Mentally Ill Immune to "The Lucifer Effect"

Professor Philip Zimbardo, famous for his Stanford Prison Experiment in which students carefully screened for good mental health quickly turned into sadists in the assumed role of prison guard, admitted in a recent interview that his study proved tha...

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American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

Funny story: American Psychiatric Association and Scientologists Announce Merger

In a move that surprised many, the American Psychiatric Association and the Church of Scientology announced today that they are merging.

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Global Warming Tied To Untreated Schizophrenia

Funny story: Global Warming Tied To Untreated Schizophrenia

In a connection heretofore overlooked by the world's top scientists, an article published in _Science_ today makes the case for a very strong correlation between people with schizophrenia who do not take anti-psychotics and the melting of the po...

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Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Funny story: Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Closes Loophole That Allows Dangerous Wind to Take Lives

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius issued an executive order today to close the loophole in the state's tornado reporting to the Federal Weather Service. She was quoted as saying that she had not been aware that Kansas only reported actual verified to...

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