According to research conducted by chocolate experts, a mouthful of dark chocolate ever day lowers blood pressure!...
According to research carried out by the BBC, it seems that overhead Projectors are, in fact, alive and dangerous.
Today in a run-down Glasgow suburb, a never-seen-before species of ned was discovered.
Today the new and innovative 'vote online' concept for the Scottish Election has had politicians in a worry.
New research has shown an increase in the world-wide nerd population. According to the research their number has doubled since 1997. The cause? Scientists are blaming new educational policies.
Today Killer whales jumped over the barricade at Sea World in Orlando and rescued Shamu. It turned out they were his friends before he was captured and brought to Sea World.
Today the Hubble Space Telescope people have found a new breed of sheep on Pluto, whose coats are bright blue and can jump up to a hundred metres off the ground.
Today scientists found life on Mars yet again. They were looking at Mars through their telescopes this morning when they saw a massive green shape, which was revolving, float across the red planet's surface.
Today, Creative Labs accused an ex-worker of their company who moved to Apple of stealing the Zen plans from them and then opening the iPod factory in California. They further claim that they actually invented iTunes way before Apple.
Today Greenpeace hippies sued Cadbury's chocolate, exposing the chopping down of cream egg trees in Russia and then smuggling the eggs to the UK in sheep transporting lorries carrying a rare breed of lilac Russian sheep, whose wool is used for th...
Today a massive laser beam with toxic TV rays destroyed an area of sea the size of California, and Sky television is being blamed.
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